Steps

1: “One step, two step, three step, four —”

2: “On with your shoes and out the door!”

1: “That’s not how it goes!”

2: “Are you sure?”

1“: Yes, I’m sure.”

2: “How do you know?”

1: “My mumma taught me!”

2: “What if she’s wrong?”

1: “No she’s not! She knows everything!”

2: “Prove it.”

1: “She always knows when I’m lying”

2: “Oh…”

1: “See? I told you — she knows everything.”

2: “Fine…”

1: “Let’s start again.”

2: “Ok!”

1: “One step, two step, three step, four —”

2: “Off the floor, out the door!”

1: “That’s not how it goes!”