Who do you think will win the 2016 presidential election?
Jessica Kuntz ’16 and Maddie Wissoker ’16: “Either Bernie or Hillary.”
Cody Westbrook ’17: “Vermin Supreme is going to take the polls by storm.”
Jackie Lu ’17: “If Donald Trump gets elected, I’m gonna go back to China.”
Gabe Owh ’17: “Bernie.”
Ben Salomon ’17: “It comes down to a fast race between Trump and Sanders, and halfway through, Trump’s toupee falls off and Bernie Sanders gets a heart attack—making it a showdown between Marco Rubio and Hillary; and may the odds ever be in your favor.”