(sorry for doing this so close to the deadline, it should be completed by March 31!)
As we start to wind down the school year, seniors begin to become infected. Earlier this year I classified two diseases: prepper’s flu, an illness associated with the final rounds of college tours and extreme fatigue during the early decision application season; and faux-antenatal chronic kettleboiling (FACK), a feeling of being overwhelmed, shortness of breath, and the great weight of the future or deleted options. Now a third disease has appeared, although some have been feeling it for months. It’s called senioritis.
The majority of senioritis comes into play after college acceptance, or at least after a senior turns in the last of their college paperwork. Why do work when they can play Smash Bros. or skip class and take quasi-artsy pictures of Ithaca Falls? I’ve actually been inspired to avoid the majority of my responsibilities and reread my X-Men collection. However,
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[INSERT INTERVIEWS WITH SENIORS ABOUT SENIORITIS HERE]
So you can see now how …
[ADD CONCLUSION (I will! After I finish House of Cards Season Four!)]