Which celebrities would you like to see in a battle to the death?
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Spike Jonze (director) vs. Spike Jones (musician)
“Because at the end, no one would know who won.” —Mr. Eckley (with Ben Salomon ’17)
Amber Rose vs. Kim Kardashian
“Because of Amber’s tweet to Kanye, and Kim probably thinks she and Amber are about equal, but I’d say Amber thinks quite the opposite.” —Maddie Crooker ’16 and Abby Cooper ’16
Putin vs. Stalin
“Putin has a 5th or 6th level black belt and Stalin was an evil dictator, so I think it would be interesting.” —Maddie Turner ’18
Hamilton vs. Jefferson
“Because Hamilton (the musical).” Cady Habicht ’19
Henry Kissinger vs. Leonid Brezhnev
“I just want to see them slug it out, capitalism vs. communism, but they’re both really fat, tubby guys and it would just be amusing to see that fight.” —Max Fink ’17
Zayn vs. the World
“Zayn is impenetrable and could beat anyone” —Jason Wang ’17
Gandhi vs. Obama vs. Martin Luther King, Jr.
“Just some old, peaceful people duking it out.” —Ethan Yang ’19 and Kush Garg ’19
Albert Einstein vs. John von Neumann
“It would be a battle of the brains.” —Ronan Perry ’16