Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22): Danger would not be so scary if it were obvious. Don’t ever take your eyes off your back; a close friend might stab it.
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22): You are savvy savage with a quick wit. Never let your inner lantern fade, for it is the brightest light that will lead your way in the darkest of times.
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21): You don’t always have to open your eyes to see. Maybe your vision is best when you’re blind. After all, the vision of love is blind, and it has never turned wrong.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21): A cerebral mind is analogous to an unknown conscience. It’s a checker among chess pieces, a cookie among crumbs, or a string among ribbons. Count your chickens, but not until they have laid their eggs.
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19): Your thought process is unique from all others—you carry your greatest weapon and weakness in the same pocket, like carrying your sword and heart in the same hand.
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18): A foggy brain is one that has been subjected to a mystifying world. Clear the mist from your head, and conquer the things you have missed.
Pisces (Feb. 19–Mar. 20): A sad crook is one without a victim. Let it be known that you are neither crook nor victim, and therefore you are untouchable.
Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19): A cultured soul is more valuable than a Japanese tattoo of “courage” on a spray-tanned arm. An alternate perspective has more merit than a yin-yang T-shirt. You can only fool others with the same level of ignorance.
Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20): To lead is to capture the hearts of your own, but to win is to capture the hearts of your enemy.
Gemini (May 21–June 20): A confident brag is an oar that strokes the water in the opposite direction of acceptance island. More praise and less haze will keep the world one large island among the stars.
Cancer (June 21–July 22): Time is sweetest when you give it space, but time’s relationship with space is confusing. One wants to be connected and the other wants to make it work long distance. Maybe one day we will understand their relationship.
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22): Why must you quiver at the mention of silence? Dare to leave the air empty, in a cocktail of unspoken emotions and feelings.