The time has come, please don’t get mad
It happens to us all.
Let me introduce to you a charming lad
I’m sure you’ll have a ball.
He stands six foot three, give or take an inch
With a fiery, hellish grin.
His horns are sharp, try not to flinch
Knock twice and then go in.
Inside you’ll notice there isn’t light
Only fiery pits ablaze.
The gloomy vibe is meant to excite,
Inspire, scare, amaze.
So I’ll leave you here, in good company
Let’s hope you make a new friend.
I wouldn’t worry, though he’s been feeling gluttony
Let’s hope that it isn’t a trend.
The boss may be evil, but he’s still a child of God
Albeit on a different level.
He’s actually quite soft without the facade,
Just remember, he IS still the Devil
Be careful, have fun, most importantly stay cool
He’s known to have a short fuse.
If he gets riled up, please don’t be a fool
And if he asks for a light, refuse.
Everyone dies, but today’s your day
You’re one in a million this week.
Just follow along, don’t go the wrong way
You’ll find you’re not that unique.
Proper etiquette is vital, when you live in this place
I pray you have heard what I’ve said
There’s not much to it, just a smiling face
You’re stuck down here when you’re dead.