Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22):
The same letters that spell Untied also spell United. It’s about what you’re made of, not the cards you’re dealt.
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22):
One person’s prince in shining armor is another person’s beggar in raggedy cloth. There’s virtue and vice hidden in everyone, but only destiny hidden in one.
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21):
You know what they say, cross me once, strike one—cross me twice, you’re out. Cross me a third time; that’s strike three right off the bat.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21):
The well hasn’t run dry yet. There’s cake under that frosting.
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19):
You’d rather see one thousand people hungry than one man full.
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18):
How can you be asked to tell the time when only time can tell? Wait long enough and you’ll find the answers you didn’t know you were looking for.
Pisces (Feb. 19–Mar. 20):
Where have the years gone? Make sure to make time for the small things in life; life is too short to take anything seriously.
Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19):
You hate it when someone you hate starts being nice to you. You hate yourself for wanting to hate them and you hate yourself more because you’re starting to like them. Where do you stand with yourself?
Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20):
You’re not a simple person. You’re not so black and white like everyone else. You’re in a gray area.
Gemini (May 21–June 20):
Boomerangs won’t come back if you walk away first.
Cancer (June 21–July 22):
You’re like a composter among recyclers. Paper or plastic? Nah, you bring your own. You make an entrance when others make an exit.
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22):
Foggy eyes, empty hearts, always lose.