Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Just because you think you understand it doesn’t mean you really do.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Scales are like teeter-totters. Your year may teeter; just don’t let it totter.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): 4.0? Oh no! Really? Oof.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Win (pass) a few, lose (fail) a few. Hopefully you’ll win more than you lose, but it’s not all written in the stars.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): This year’s going to be the same as last year, just a little bit different.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): It’s the effort that counts!
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Follow your intuition, unless that leads you to the sea. Maybe don’t go there. Head to the library and study.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): This could be your year of greatness. So, what are you gonna do about it?
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): Success is yours for the taking; are you gonna take it?
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Showing up is the easiest part; try a little harder, and show up with bells on.
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Grades aren’t the only things that matter, unless you’re talking to your parents, or you want to go to a good college.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Carpe diem until there ain’t no diem to carpe.