Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Saran wrap on the toilet seat. It’s as simple and cruel as that.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
Filling a room with hundreds of cups of water. The real crime here is how many cups are wasted!
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20):
Toothpaste in Oreos baby, toothpaste in Oreos.
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22):
Making caramel apples, but instead of using actual apples, use onions for a nasty trick.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
Sticky notes all over the place. On the walls, on chairs, heck, even in the bathtub.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Sticking a bunch of everyday necessities in Jell-O and watching your victim laugh and cry at the same time.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
If you wanna go old school . . . ding-dong ditch someone in your neighborhood and be satisfied by this simple joke.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
Thumbtack on a chair, because that is just so evil.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
Do a classic prank call to someone to really get in the spirit of April Fool’s Day.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
Air horns. All day. Around every corner. No one’s ears are safe.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Tin foil. Tin foil it all. Cover the floors with that stuff.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Stick a fish in someone’s bag.