Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Heatstroke. Sometimes it’s just too dang hot and your body is physically incapable of regulating your temperature, which is quite literally so uncool.
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
Sunburns are in season and sometimes, for some reason, they happen even if you’re wearing sunscreen!!!
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
Sweet summery fruit is all fun and games until the ants start to show up.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Drinking a drink with ice one second, and then the next it’s all melted and practically water.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
Being in a room that is too hot but there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it except take deep breaths until you can escape that deathly heat.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Getting sand in your shoes at the lake or beach. It’s really just so uncomfortable especially if you aren’t wearing sandals.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
You know, sweating. It’s just super sticky and combined with the humidity can be a disaster.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
Feeling bad about staying inside and not doing anything, but also kinda feeling okay about it because it’s really just too hot outside to even think about moving.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Dehydration likes to kick in during the summertime, you’ve got to remember to drink tons and tons of water when you’re outside in the sun.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Swimming, swimming, swimming and then all of a sudden something touches your foot and you’re immediately sent into a whirlwind spiral of fear and confusion, until you realize it was just some seaweed.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Getting into your car in the middle of the day, and immediately thinking that this must be what hell feels like. The seats have been cooking in the sun all day and it almost feels like the car is filled with smog, the air is so hot and thick.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
Hanging out in a field with friends or going for a picnic is really fun until you realize it’s tick season. And ticks are basically the spawn of Satan, sucking summer fun right out of ya.