Everything you need to know if you find yourself speaking in tongues you do not recognize:
- Do not panic, this is most likely because the bees have gone to rest for the winter. Something most people will not tell you is that the bees keep the tongues at bay. Without any active bees, you may find yourself connecting to the unknown creatures and spectres of the world, channeling their words through yourself. This is not something to worry about! Unless it is not winter and there are plenty of bees flitting and flying, in which case, skip on to tip number ten.
- Do not try to look for the bees in their hives—they are not there. They will have traveled to another realm for a rest, somewhere warm. If you do look in their hives you will find nothing but lost time.
- There is no common or readily available substitute for bees. Do not believe the ads you see in magazines, they are placed there by imposters.
- Do not be afraid of moths, they are your friends and will try their best to help you until the bees get back. Remember, they mean well.
- Avoid carbonated drinks, they scare them. Rightly so.
- Get some fresh air or drink some water—there is a possibility that you’re just dehydrated. It happens to the best of us.
- Avoid flowering plants—they don’t like pollen.
- Try taking a fifty-two minute walk—no longer and no shorter—if the tongues pursue you after your walk, skip to tip ten.
- Do not be afraid of memories that are not your own—they won’t be there for long.
- If all else fails, take a nap or drink some coffee—you’re probably just tired.