There was a young teacher named Matt
Who was constantly plagued by a rat.
He cursed day and night,
Till it finally took flight,
But loads more of them came after that.
They nibbled his nice leather stuff,
And took bites out of every suit cuff.
They ate all of his snacks,
Till he got out an axe
And showed them that he’d had enough.
‘Twas a brutal and grisly attack,
And the rats were quite taken aback.
So the beasts ran away,
But to Matthew’s dismay,
They solemnly swore they’d be back.