Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
Good job, Scorpios! If you are reading this, that means that you managed to make it through last month with no astrological guidance whatsoever. Although we do apologize for the disclusion of your horoscope last month, we can assure you that it was most certainly not an accident… But November’s over now, so you don’t have to worry about that anymore!
This December, you’ll probably be making overly risky and stupid decisions while skiing, and will likely end up with a broken leg. Next winter, you’ll do it all over again. I told you so…
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
As the temperature outside drops, you’ll confine yourself to your room, reading books about absurdly niche topics and then telling everyone around you (whether they want to hear it or not) what you’ve learned.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You’ll likely take the time off from school to be overly productive—catching up on your reading, and preparing for Regents and Midterms while everyone else around you is having fun. Occasionally, you’ll take a break from this to plan out your whole future- in concerning detail.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Due to your rebellious spirit, you’ll spend the last month of the year planning some sort of revolution or protest, perhaps leading efforts to bring back snow days to New York schools.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Oh, what a month this will be for you. Prepare for the worst seasonal depression of your life. You’ll try watching some holiday rom-coms to cheer you up, but you’ll probably just end up crying.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Making snowmen, snowball fights, and sledding. All the basic outdoorsy winter activities. You’ll tell everyone how much you love winter sports because you’re quirky like that.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
You decorated your entire house with Christmas decorations on the first day of December, and are now spending the month wrapping DIY presents for family and friends while listening to holiday music.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
You’ll just be having fun and enjoying the season. Going out with friends, planning holiday parties, picking up random hobbies (and friends) that you’ll drop by Valentine’s day.
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
For the 31 days of December, you’ll make sure everyone around you knows that summer is your favorite season. You’ll complain about the cold and be a total grinch when it snows for the third week in a row.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
It’s a tradition to have some sort of gift exchange at the end of December among close friends, and you’ll make sure it happens. December will be a month of planning Secret Santa, White Elephant, or whatever else you may call it.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
You’re mostly an observer, a wallflower. This month, you’ll prefer to sit by the fire and watch your friends interact, adding in occasional witty comments to the conversation.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
Winter is always a great season for style: you get to finally dig out your favorite cold-weather clothing and put together amazing outfits. This month, you’ll post OOTDs at least every other day.