What would you do if
you were hit in the face
with a snowball?
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
You will assume it was thrown by
someone trying to get your attention
but don’t care to look.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
You will take this as a sign that the
next year will be a blank slate,
because the snowball is blank,
y’know.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
You will look around and try to find
who it was, and when you can’t find
them after ten seconds, you’ll go on
with your day
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
You will sit in stunned silence for a
while, sad that this happened to you. It
really ruined your day as you stepped
in a puddle on your way to school in
the morning as well. This is really the
worst day of your life.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
You assume that the snowball was
thrown by the love of your life. That’s
what happens in the rom-coms, right?
You look around and can’t find them.
Maybe this is the beginning of a
quest?
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
You will catch a glimpse of their hair
color and spend the rest of the week
suspicious of people with that color
hair. You’ll tell everyone you know to
look out for the thrower and drop hints
that it’s that one person you don’t like
even though you don’t know if it was
really them.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
You call the police, obviously. That
could’ve had metal or ice in it.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
You look at yourself in the mirror when
you get home and laugh because you
have snowy eyebrows.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
You assume that the snowball thrower
was having a bad day so you don’t say
anything to them even though you can
tell that it’s your neighbor who owes you
three hundred dollars for crashing into
your car.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
You will chase them down with a ball
purposefully full of ice. They will not
mess with you again.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
You’ll scream at them until they run
away, scared.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You will alert the neighborhood
message board with a rousing message
of distress. Did you actually get a bloody
nose from it? No, but the people need to
be entertained