Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Remember that one time you lost your cool and lashed out at a classmate in middle school? You bet, Libra is holding onto that grudge for dear life.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): A fire sign thinks you’re to blame for the mysterious disappearance of their favorite pencil. They could be coming for you.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): It may come as a shock, but Pisces has loved you ever since you gave them the bigger half of your dessert. Speaking of, you should bake Leo a cake! A treat from a close friend will surely brighten their spirits.
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22): A close Aquarius friend is ready to profess their undying love for you…in your dreams.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You know that one Gemini you’re all buddy-buddy with? Yeah, I wouldn’t trust any of the food they give you unless adequately screened by the FDA.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): All that you want is someone to listen to your feelings, and a Capricorn is ready to help. They will be asked to be paid by the hour, though.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): It’s probably no shock that Aries hates you right back, but perhaps a fellow air sign also has it out for you. This is the betrayal you’ve been writing about in your personal fanfictions.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Stick with Libra this month and be wary of your own kind. Another Scorpio could be preparing to vandalize your property with their pink glitter pen.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Have you noticed that a Cancer has been paying more attention to you lately? I promise, you’re not crazy. Go for it!
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You might just end up being your own worst enemy this month. A plastic cactus and lavender oil might be exactly what you need to soothe your built-up negative energy.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): If I were you, I wouldn’t rely on anyone this month, except for your English teacher and the friendly dust bunnies under your bed.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Any Scorpio who will settle down and watch Titanic with you is a keeper. They’re not young Leonardo DiCaprio, but they’ll do.