Pineapple on pizza is a common debate that has not been reconciled. Neither side is willing to concede to the other, but hopefully at least one side can acknowledge the other’s points below.
Pineapple: A Tasty Addition to the Pizza World
1. Pineapple—The Palette Cleanser And Not the Only Fruit!
Pineapple can be a refreshing addition to the pizza, leaving your tastebuds yearning for more, instead of confused. Additionally, if you’re against fruit on pizzas, enjoy your pizzas without any tomato sauce.
2. Sweet is the most liked taste
Sweet is known to be the most-liked taste in the nation. Having a pineapple chunk with your big bite of pizza gives you a little flavor boost plus it acts as a palate cleanser. Not only do you get salty from the other ingredients, you also get the sweet from the pineapple!
→ There are several other reasons why one may believe that pineapple deserves to be included or excluded from the pizza realm. What are your thoughts about “Pineapple on Pizza”? Go to https://bit.ly/CTMay2023 and tell us where you stand! Votes are collected until May 14, 2023, and results will be released in the June 2022 issue of The Tattler.
Pineapple: A Disgusting Thing That Deserves Nothing But Exile
1. Taste-wise
The sweetness of the pineapple—a lowly fruit—simply does not belong with other traditional pizza toppings like savory tomato sauce and cheese, or even spicy peppers, if you’re so inclined. It simply serves to confuse the taste buds and, in turn, proves unfavorable to the taster.
2. Texture-wise
Pineapple is a juicy thing, as most fruits are. As it cooks, much of the juice can be dispersed across the rest of the pizza. The laws of diffusion don’t lie: the result will be a soggy mess that is unrecognizable as pizza.
April 2023 Voting Results: Relocation of Administration Personnel to the Top of Highway 13
In the last issue, we discussed an uncontroversial topic of whether or not ICSD administration should be relocated to Highway 13. Readers were then asked to vote on the side for which they preferred. Here is what they think!
80% think that the administration should certainly be moved to the top of Highway 13
20% think that the administration should not be relocated