Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
You’ll find yourself mourning the cannoli dip from the cafeteria and embark on a quest to make your own, with lots of chocolate chips.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
In the back of your kitchen cabinet, you’ll find your family’s old cookbook and start adding flair to the recipes. Can you add jalepeños to banana bread?
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
Your tender heart will lead you to a love for all of the small versions of foods. Baby carrots, baby corn, even Babybel® cheese!
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
Nothing will seem more appealing this month than sourdough. You’ll make a starter and feed it … only for it to go bad before you can bake a single loaf!
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
To accommodate your busy lifestyle, you’ll start eating plain old beans for every meal, straight out of the can! Sure, they’re a little cold, but so are you.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
Solid food is for the weak, you’ve decided. This month, you’ll become dedicated to a liquid diet where all you consume are shakes, fruit smoothies, and fresh milk.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
This month, everything in your normal diet will be served to you breaded and fried. Cookies? Fry ‘em up! Apple slices? Throw them in the fryer, too!
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
Milk has protein, so what better way to bulk up before summer than to just eat butter? Meals will consist of a stick of butter and melted butter as a beverage.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
In an effort to optimize studying time, you’ll ignore food altogether and drink lots of coffee. Plain, black coffee. Is it delicious? No, but it sure keeps you awake!
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Feeling adventurous, you’ll decide to try every Hostess dessert there is. Twinkies, dingdongs, snoballs, you name it!
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Too excited to wait for summer, you’ll host daily get-togethers in your backyard with hot dogs and burgers from the grill. No one will show up, but you’ll have fun!
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
As the sun shines in the sky, you’ll be thrilled to pick your own strawberries at the local farms. They won’t be ripe, but you’re too eager to wait another month.