Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
You’ll be surprised with a big red box of conversation hearts adorned with messages that read “Hug Me”, “XOXO”, ”Be Mine”, and the like. You’ll eat them all in one sitting!
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
A loved one will gift you a bright pink teddy bear! You’ll cry so hard you snort into its synthetic fur.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
You’ll get a gift card. Sure, it’s a thoughtful gesture, but not as romantic as you’d hoped. Maybe next year you’ll have better luck…
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Someone special will bake you something from scratch! You’ll carry around a tin of baked goods and meet the relentless chorus of “Can I have one?” all day long.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
Did someone say self-love? You’ll treat yourself to your favorite coffee, some chocolate, and a solo movie night. You should keep this up all year!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
A bouquet of roses is coming your way! Sure, they look like they’ve lost half of their petals, but it’s the thought that counts.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
You’re the luckiest of all—you’ll get a handmade card with a personalized note telling you how special you are! Isn’t it great to be adored?
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
Your Valentine will give you a box of chocolates in the shape of a heart! You’ll eat half the box before realizing they expired last year.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
While all your friends get showered with gifts, you’ll get nothing. It’s okay, though—once February 15th rolls around, you’ll hit the stores for discount candy.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
You’re not just getting one Valentine’s gift this year—you’re getting two! Don’t let these two admirers know about each other, though… just keep the gifts on the DL.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
You’ll come home feeling irritated and lonely from seeing lovebirds in the halls all day. To cheer you up, your doting parents will buy you a box of chocolates!
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
Although you’re usually a grump about Valentine’s Day, a friend will get you out of your funk with a handmade gift. You’ll post a photo of your gift on Instagram for all to see!
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