Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
2026 is the year you keep a journal! You may hate the way you sound when you write, and it’s absolutely impossible to be casual knowing next-year-you will be reading this, but it’s about time you stopped worrying about the future and started living in the present. And hey, if it suits your fancy, make it a scrapbook kind of situation instead, or even your sketchbook too.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Look, it doesn’t seem that hard to solve a Rubik’s Cube. You could probably do it in thirty seconds. Maybe sixty. Scratch that…maybe an hour? It takes a while to get the hang of these things, clearly. But by the end of the month, that sub-thirty-second title is yours.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
Yeah, yeah, the temperature blanket didn’t work out last year, but this year will be different. You’ve already got your yarn haul: red for blazing hot, blue for freezing cold. You got a new crochet hook and some stitch markers because you were feeling extra. All you’ve got to do is stick with it this time, and that much you deeply believe you can do.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
You will learn the first one hundred digits of pi by Pi Day, or die trying. A couple tricks of the trade: make a rhythm out of it, write it on any available surface, chant it at your friends while they’re trying to do homework. You’ll get it in your head eventually. And, you need something to keep you occupied during study hall.
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
You’re actually going to go in on spring cleaning this year. Yeah, March is a little early, but this gives you a fantastic opportunity to redecorate your whole room. Find some posters online from TV shows you like, buy a new chair off of Facebook Marketplace, etc. The room will tidy itself in the process.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
You’re making a movie. You think. First, you need to find a cast, and a set, and a plot…those things will come to you eventually. What matters is that you are embracing your inner Spielberg and dragging your friends along with you, if they’re willing to be cast and crew.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
You’re going to create a list of your favorite things in the world. Step by step, deliberately ranking each thing in its respective category: favorite movie, favorite TV show, favorite food, favorite album…the categories are endless, and give you the perfect chance to reminisce over the things you love most dearly.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
You’re going to create a relationship web for your friend group. It’s simple: write down names, and draw color-coded lines between them to signify people’s relationships to each other. Friends, enemies, dating, exes—you have all the deets, and it’s high time these things got diagrammed.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
Movie/show marathon! Time to watch the entirety of Game of Thrones over the span of a week. Or Grey’s Anatomy, or everything within the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Any franchise that is entirely too long for its own good—buckle down with a friend and take it on.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
You’re about to plan and execute the most epic spring break road trip of all time. Grab your favorite people, pop them in the car, and head to…who knows where. Maybe try to see as many national parks as possible in the span of a week. Or cross all your college visits off in one go, just to get them out of the way and have some fun in the process.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
You’re sure there is some way to turn your life into a spreadsheet—document every single aspect of your personality, and see what it looks like in little computerized cells. And if you find a way to fill in the whole thing, maybe the Google Sheets algorithms can predict your future, too.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Building a boat out of popsicle sticks. If anyone can do it, it’s you. Someone’s already made one out of potato chip bags, and of course, there are plenty made of cardboard, but you’re pretty sure you’ll be the first with the popsicle stick idea. Bonus points if you can make it out of the ones with little messages or jokes printed on them.
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