Virgo (August 23 – September 22):
Never mind what you’re interested in; it’s time to start looking at what colleges like to see. They like to see grades, good ones. You’re going to average with an A or higher in all of your classes. You might miss out on some fun hangouts, but at least you won’t be obsessed with popularity contests.
Libra (September 23 – October 22):
At last, you’ve found a book series worth your time. That is, all of it. You’ll spend the entire year reading the latest fantasy series by Brandon Sanderson; even if you have to skip all of your English homework to do it.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):
Who knew your writing skills could be so persuasive? At least, that’s what you were told after trying Model United Nations last year. With a little… incentive (and your brilliant speeches), you’ll surely get elected to the leadership position of your choice.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):
This school is lost; it’s in need of guidance. Thankfully, you’re the person to give it! It’s this year that you’ll begin your long climb to the top of club leadership positions. Your only competition is your former backstabbing liar of a friend. Hopefully, people will choose you and your common sense over their bribery and nonsense.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):
Your life has been forever changed since you discovered Science Olympiad, which is why you plan on pouring yourself into the role as a club member. Time to start studying so you’ll be sure to achieve sweet, sweet victory.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):
You’ll do anything to get into and win the cardboard boat race. Your blueprints are nearly complete; all you need now are to do some trial runs, and your victory will be insured. That is, if you can double up on tech classes this year.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20):
The pen is mightier than the sword. At least, you hope it is, because it’s probably too late to start getting good at fighting. So you’ve started writing a novel, but you’re not sure you can write believable characters. But wait! You’ve always been a people person! Maybe you can pull some characters out from your friend group! Expect to spend many days in the library, writing away at notebook pages.
Aries (March 21 – April 19):
Beginning a long training program, you’re preparing for the next Gorges Half Marathon this June. The long and winding road to this race ahead of you is no cakewalk, but keep your eyes set on your goal, and you’ll have a stunning performance.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20):
Many people’s minds turn in agony to the mountain of schoolwork the first month of school brings, but not you. You’ve been saving money and have been dialed for your language class. It’s official, you’re going away on an exchange program next year, and it is all you can think about.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Hacky sack is life. That’s what you’ve decided since the end of last school year. You’ve spent the entire summer honing your skills, and every bump, every catch, every stall and trick has prepared you to dominate the sacking circles.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22):
You’ve spent all summer making a list of all the people you care about, and filling a calendar with carefully planned quality time with each one of these people. You are determined to prove your prowess as a good friend. Now all that’s left to do is check if they’re free…
Leo (July 23 – August 22):
You want to be a one-man show, so you’re going to learn how to play guitar, drums, bass, and percussion. You’re still not sure if your counselor will let you take that many music classes, but you think they’ll make an exception for you. You deserve to be the center of attention, now everyone else will understand why.
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