Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):2026 is the year you keep a journal! You may hate the way you sound when you write, and it’s…
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How to Tie The Most Effective Knots
By FURKAN UYAR on March 2026
Knot Type Strength & Ease Main Use Square Knot 🔗 Low/Easy Joining two equal ropes Overhand Knot …
Your Superpower According to Your Star Sign
By MATHILDE VAN OSSELAER on February 2026
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You always love staying busy, but lucky for you, it’s never a problem! You can stop time on command,…
Tiny Love Story: Midnight Snacks
By ZADIE WANG on February 2026
Author’s Note: This work is inspired by the “Tiny Love Story” column that originated in the New York Times. My father has always known when…
Your Favorite Winter Activity Based on Your Star Sign
By FRIDA JEFFERIS on December 2025
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Winter is the perfect skiing season. But while everyone is flocking to Greek Peak’s slopes with their gear, so are…
Winter Activities to Suit Any Sort of Unpredictable Ithacan Weather
By MIA CHO on December 2025
Winters in Ithaca are… interesting. Some days you’ll wake up to a frigid, yet aesthetic winter wonderland. Other days, it’s rainy and muddy, with gray…
Best Study Spots in Ithaca
By FRIDA JEFFERIS on November 2025
Now, it’s not quite midterm season yet, but as we make decent headway into the school year, I know I have certainly been locked in.…
Your Morning in the Coffee Shop, According to Your Sign
By CORALLUS MEEKS on November 2025
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Sipping mysteriously in the corner of the coffee shop, you’ll catch the eye of a curious Cancer who’ll come…
Why Do Leaves Change Color in the Fall?
By LIVIA AVGAR on October 2025
Fall is coming up soon, and it brings many exciting things like Halloween, pumpkins, and so much more! One of the most common things people…
Fall Bucket List
By LUCIA PELLECER on October 2025
FALL LIST:
FALL in Love with These Shows…
By MIA CHO on October 2025
Picture this: You’re on your living room couch sipping hot apple cider with a bowl full of your favorite dish and a candle that has…
Your Fall Activity, According to Your Star Sign
By FRIDA JEFFERIS on October 2025
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):Your favorite fall activity is hitting up every Victorian building and going on ghost tours. You swear you have a…
Every Sign’s Favorite Thing About the Beginning of School
By JULIA KLEINBERG on September 2025
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Back toscience—it’s time to see how many hatson various body parts will get you adress code violation. It’s not…
What Kind of Luxury Self-Care is Most Suitable for You, According to Your Sign?
By BRUNY ALEXIS ELOUNDOU MVOGO on June 2025
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Just like the true socialite you are, you’ll treat yourself with social gatherings. With you, the fun starts at…
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You’ll be ready as soon as Indian Creek Farm opens to pick fresh produce! You’ll enjoy their slushies and…
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Guess what? That guy you met in the fast food line is actually a billionaire. He’ll be paying for…
What Valentine’s Gifts You’ll Receive, According to Your Star Sign
By ZADIE WANG on February 2025
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You’ll be surprised with a big red box of conversation hearts adorned with messages that read “Hug Me”, “XOXO”,…
A Genie Appears and Your First Wish is __, According to Your Sign
By VALENTINA LEBRET on November 2024
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Access to all the world’s knowledge! The genie will hand you a cell phone (because we’re living in the…
People to Have Over for Thanksgiving
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on November 2024
Cool 🙂 Sleeping Baby The Chef The Napper Football Uncle Mariah Carey The Ipad Kid Crying Baby Rats My Cousin Milton Uncool 🙁
What Are You Doing For Halloween, According to Your Sign?
By NETTA JOACHIMS, SEBY DUFRENSE on October 2024
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You’ll go out with your friends, but spend the whole night quietly thinking to yourself. Despite this, you’ll still…
What’s Your Next Big Accomplishment, According to Your Sign?
By ZADIE WANG on September 2024
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): All of that practice in the kitchen will pay off soon–you’ll be able to cook an entire breakfast, lunch,…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on September 2024
Cool🙂 Freshman Tattler Writers Truffle Pigs Pommel Horse Guy Clark Kent Truffles Australian Breakdancer Basic Smiling emoji Doping Warm Ithacan winter Uncool:(
The Coolest Thing You’ll Do During Freshman Year of College, According To Your Star Sign
By Phoebe Colvin, RUBY ZAWEL on June 2024
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22): Your professor will ask you to accompany them as a co-researcher on a trip to the Galápagos, where you…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on June 2024
Cool🙂 Graduating Seniors Quad Ducklings Senior Assassin Form O Form A May heat wave Quad Deforestation Seniors Graduating Uncool:(
Your New Favorite Food(s), Based on Your Sign
By ZADIE WANG on May 2024
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’ll find yourself mourning the cannoli dip from the cafeteria and embark on a quest to make your own,…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on May 2024
Cool 🙂 Associate Principal Ewing New E-Wing Senioritis Normal Ducks Weird Ducks Rubber Ducks Grapes? Tonsilitis Arts Quad Fencing Uncool 🙁
Each Sign’s New Get-Rich-Quick Scheme
By TARAN KNUTSON on March 2024
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’ll stumble across an enormous supply of a commodity the whole country needs. Air. You’ll pack as much as…