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Tristan’s Angst: College Board Attempting World Domination
In an act of intrepid investigative journalism, a team of Tattler ninja-journalists mounted a daring raid of the College Board’s headquarters in New York City,…
This Month in Pictures
Tristan’s Angst: IHS to Increase Homework Load with New Policy and Technology
In a recent announcement, district spokesperson Billy Bozawkowitz announced that students could expect “only five times as much” homework during the 2017–18 school year. Since…
Horoscopes
Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19): Reach for the stars, but be prepared to settle for the moon. Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20): Don’t hate yourself for what…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL The Horses Rogue One Kindergarten lunchboxes Countdown to winter break The Dallas Cowboys The Gateway Arch Leonard Cohen dying Midterms UNCOOL
Record Scratch
Yup that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…
Tristan’s Angst: The Danger of the Bathrooms
Most students are aware that school bathrooms are the least clean places in the school, fraught with foul odors, unknown liquids, clogged toilets, and the…
Horoscopes
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22): The same letters that spell Untied also spell United. It’s about what you’re made of, not the cards you’re dealt. Libra…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Cubs vs. Indians Ken Bone costume Election results Surreal cereal that is so real Apathy Snow?! Kitty Kat costume Tax fraud (WOI) The Last…
“I Feel as If My Life Has No Porpoise”
Tristan’s Angst: PE Department Proposes Adding Fun to Curriculum
In a recent press release, the IHS PE department announced the addition of fun to gym classes under the new PhUN (Physically United Nation) curriculum.…
Horoscopes
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22): Danger would not be so scary if it were obvious. Don’t ever take your eyes off your back; a close friend…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Home football win Uggs on Timbs Brain Team’s #6 national rank Apple Fest Pumpkin spice Bigly Brain Team Gym warm-ups UNCOOL
Tristan’s Angst: Field Trip Forms
Okay, I understand why ICSD needs students’ medical information for field trips in the incredibly unlikely event something goes wrong. What I don’t understand is…
Peanuts Cartoon
Horoscopes
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22): How can someone so smart be so dumb? It’s the eternal question that the unintelligent part of you prevents yourself from…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Simone Pokémon Go Eating tomatoes off the vine College visits People playing Pokémon Go Drought Lit summer work Ryan Lochte UNCOOL
May in Pictures
Abi Campbell ’17 and Emma Karnes ’17 dance together at Junior Prom at the Johnson Museum of Art on May 21, 2016. Principal Trumble and…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Flings & Things Fortifying Boundaries: Know What’s Yours First Memorial Day Friday off Drix has seen Summer flicks Sandals Socks and sandals Weird tan lines Post-AP…
Horoscopes
The One with Life Advice from Friends Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19): You’ve been BAMBOOZLED! —Joey Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20): Welcome to the real world.…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Shorter library lines Class periods spent just eating Already shopping for college Running for your life (while terrifying and perilous, can often be exhilarating and the…
A group of IHS Choir Students shows off their British Flag Color Spirit in preparation for their British Invasion Concert on March 15, 2016. …
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Applying to become a Tattler editor Steve! Ice fishing for neutrinos People like Mr. Heiland Return of the Leopard Frogs School is still trying…
Horoscopes
Winter Formal
Over 250 IHS students gathered on February 27 in the Statler Hotel ballroom at Winter Formal, organized by the Class of 2016 officers.
IPEI Spelling Bee
Ms. Karen Seifert, Mr. Karl Mellander and Mr. Benjamin Kirk pose at the Ithaca Public Education Innitiative’s 18th annual IPEI Spelling Bee, held on March 5. The event was…