America’s Women: 400 Years of Dolls, Drudges, Helpmates, and Heroines by Gail Collins is a historical nonfiction book that outlines the history of the United…
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CoreLife Eatery Review
If you know me at all, one of the things you’re probably aware of is that I have never been the biggest fan of…
From The Ground Up: Building a PC
Have you ever thought of building a personal computer (PC) from scratch? Picture yourself devoting an entire weekend to assembling your ideal computer: bit…
Casino Night
Some go to Las Vegas. Some go to Atlantic City. But the truly seasoned players know the only place to gamble is the IHS cafeteria.…
Advancing Girls’ Education
How important is a woman’s education? AGE Africa believes that it is important enough to be invested in. AGE Africa, which stands for “Advancing…
That Sounds Like a You Problem: Gym Etiquette 101
Q: Hey Abby. In search of that ever-elusive summer bod, I’ve recently purchased a gym membership. I’ve never really worked out before and have absolutely…
By THEA CLARKBERG October 1914 Biology: Now and Then By W. D. Funkhouser, Headmaster 5th and 6th Forms The Students of the Ithaca High School…
Reddit’s r/place: How a Joke Turned Into a Glorious Microcosm of the Internet
Plenty of corporations over the years have tried playing April Fools’ “jokes” on the public in recent years, and whether ill-advised or not, they continue…
Scientific Abstracts
The following is a small collection of recent scientific research and discoveries. Applications of cell phagocytosis A recent study done by Harvard University concluded…
Excerpts from the Tattlers of Yesteryear
December 1911 W.W.H. (in public speaking): “That won’t do, Mr. Howell, you must leave the platform on tiptoe.” Sid: “What’s that for?” W.W.H.: “Otherwise you…
That Sounds Like a You Problem: Conquering Senioritis (If You Feel Like It)
Q: Hi Abby. So it’s my last semester of high school, and I’m pretty sure that I’m starting to develop senioritis. I’m so ready…
Trevor Noah at Ithaca College: Analyzing Politics and Society Through a Comedic Lens
On April 8, comedian Trevor Noah, host of The Daily Show since 2015, performed at the Ithaca College Athletics and Events Center. The venue, unfortunately,…
It seems to me that in past years, the disarmingly impenitent architects of our district policy have been redolent of archaic tradition, squandering crucial affluence…
ICSD Admins Found Playing AdventureQuest (and Other Video Games) on Chromebooks
The beginning of last school year heralded the coming of the Chromebooks, whose rollout was anything but smooth. Controversy after controversy battered IHS as students…
IHS Student Resolves Messy Cultist Crisis
This March, IHS senior and Tattler Backpage Editor Abe Messing ’17, was sent to investigate the questionable ethics of Meshers Inc., a wire mesh factory…
Footsteps as Dr. Luvelle Brown walks down a IHS hallway, lost in thought as he flips through a folder. He is so engrossed that he…
Exoplanets!
I found myself elated on February 24, when I found four separate articles on Reddit concerning the discovery of new exoplanets surrounding a (relatively) nearby…
Teacher Feature: Mike Yerky
“Raise your hand if you’re not here….” This paradoxical segway into class is perhaps an appropriate (and familiar) way to start the period with a…
From the Archives
There are about four people in this building who are aware of a very small, very pink room at the very end of E-hallway. This…
That Sounds Like a You Problem: How to Become a Successful Driver
Q: Hi Abby. I recently turned 16 and got my learner’s permit. I’m really excited about learning how to drive, but I’m nervous, too;…
IHS Goes to Morocco
The trip to Morocco over February break by 23 students and 3 teachers began as a “what-if” between senior Amalia Walker and math teacher Steve…
Teacher Feature: Mr. Severin Drix
This is the first of a three-part series in which I feature Mr. Severin Drix, one of the most loved and revered teachers at IHS.…
Taste of Thai in Ithaca
Taste of Thai Express, located on 209 S Meadow Street, is described by Google as a “low-key destination for familiar soups, curries, rice dishes &…
Hall Monitor: What is your favorite thing about Ithaca?
Question: What is your favorite thing about Ithaca? “The environment.” – Kalena Yearwood ’19 (Pictured above)
That Sounds Like a You Problem: An Underclassman’s Complete Guide to College Visits
Q: Hey Abby. I’m a sophomore and my parents are starting to pressure me about college stuff. They want me to go on a…
Overnight Oats Recipe
Perhaps you’re always rushing out the door to catch the bus, or never know what to make for breakfast because mornings are chaotic at your…
Social Justice Week: an Opportunity for Community Engagement
2017 brings with it the fifth iteration of Social Justice Week (SJW), which will take place from March 13 to March 17. This is my…