Following years of grandiose statements about being part of student democracy and allowing for leadership, the IHS Student Council voted to “become more important.” According…
Posts tagged as “Tristan’s Angst”
Tristan’s Angst: IT Staff Travel to China to Get Tips on Censorship, Make Tentative Deal to Buy Variant of Chinese Great Firewall
By TRISTAN ENGST on April 2017
Recently, several members of ICSD’s IT staff returned from a week-long trip to the People’s Republic of China to get tips on censorship. “We were…
Tristan’s Angst: America’s Leadership in 2020
By TRISTAN ENGST on March 2017
Tristan’s Angst: College Board Attempting World Domination
By TRISTAN ENGST on February 2017
In an act of intrepid investigative journalism, a team of Tattler ninja-journalists mounted a daring raid of the College Board’s headquarters in New York City,…
Tristan’s Angst: IHS to Increase Homework Load with New Policy and Technology
By TRISTAN ENGST on December 2016
In a recent announcement, district spokesperson Billy Bozawkowitz announced that students could expect “only five times as much” homework during the 2017–18 school year. Since…
Tristan’s Angst: The Danger of the Bathrooms
By TRISTAN ENGST on November 2016
Most students are aware that school bathrooms are the least clean places in the school, fraught with foul odors, unknown liquids, clogged toilets, and the…
Tristan’s Angst: PE Department Proposes Adding Fun to Curriculum
By TRISTAN ENGST on October 2016
In a recent press release, the IHS PE department announced the addition of fun to gym classes under the new PhUN (Physically United Nation) curriculum.…
Tristan’s Angst: Field Trip Forms
By TRISTAN ENGST on September 2016
Okay, I understand why ICSD needs students’ medical information for field trips in the incredibly unlikely event something goes wrong. What I don’t understand is…