The Tattler
A Week in Morocco With IHS
In a world full of needless bureaucracy, safety precautions, and insurance, my trip to Morocco felt like standing atop a high mountain from where I…
Tattoos: A Beautiful and Fascinating Art Form
When you hear the word art, the things that come to mind are probably paintings, sculptures, movies, music, and photography. One medium of art that…
Non-Western Artist Feature: Hirotoshi Itō
There is an ancient Japanese concept called mitate (literally “a new point of view”), where specific objects are used in new and interesting ways. One…
Fashion Club: IHS’s Very Own Style Gurus
Did you know that IHS has its very own fashion club? This club gets together every Tuesday after school to sketch and design clothes together.…
Cornell Fashion Collective – 39th Annual Fashion Show
Saturday, March 11 was the 39th annual Cornell Fashion Collective Fashion Show. The Cornell Fashion Collective (CFC) is a student-run group that puts on a…
March Madness Predictions
There is nothing predictable about the NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball Tournament. The phrase “March Madness” is officially trademarked by the National Collegiate Athletic Association…
Stop Me When I’ve Said Enough
I can’t look her in the eyes. Compelling me to not, her eyes, my own. Stop at the bridge light, muffleing tires, sorry babies. Slender…
Rise and Fall: A Reversible Poem
A city falls. Finally, peace. But then, Abandoned ruins: They become Feats of human strength. No more Rest. People finally Emerge from the shadows The…
April Events
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The Coolness Spectrum
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What Sign Secretly Loves (or Hates) You?
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Remember that one time you lost your cool and lashed out at a classmate in middle school? You bet,…
The Coolness Spectrum
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Toxic
With a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride You’re toxic, I’m slippin’ under With a taste of a poison paradise I’m addicted to…
The Tiny Man
There once was a man named Luvelle Whose head was as shiny as a bell He had only one plight And that was his height…
B-Squared
Brown and Bradwell sitting in a tree Brainstorming how to cut teacher salary When push comes to shove It’s the Culture of Love A normal…
I’m afraid of lots of things Bicycles, tricycles, barbecue wings Raspberry jam, potato sack races Chapstick, hurricanes, untied shoelaces Bumblebees and runny noses Fire hydrants,…
The Great Nate: Football’s History
Football is the most popular sport in America, with millions of fans across the country at both the collegiate and professional levels. But despite its…
Netflix Announced New Series with IHS Teacher
Netflix just announced a new history-inspired series relating to the French Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars, which will be released on August 39. Local French…
Olivia Rodrigo Breaks Her Arm: IHS Students in Shambles
Despite the conspiracy theories floating around claiming that she’s alive and well, The Tattler is proud to be a reliable source here to tell you…
After the Finale: Teacher’s Island 2023 Recap
After the riveting season five of Teacher’s Island, we finally have our winners, the pair who have been named the Teachers of the Island. This…
How to Portray the Most Authentic Version of Yourself (Scamtos Edition)
Whether one desires to gain a seat in the US congress or a city council, one must demonstrate an incredible background and strong ambitions, and…
Check Your Source: The Origin of…Supreme Overlord Dr. Brown
As IHS descends into a murky future, torn between succeeding from the United States or remaining a small, measly high school, one may wonder what…
Why The Tattler Should Replace The Annual
Since before the dawn of time, there has existed a bitter rivalry between our school’s two publications: The IHS Tattler and The IHS Annual. The…
It’s no surprise that IHS is on a steady decline to demolition. We have recently surpassed the one hundredth day of the 2022-23 school year,…
In Support of IHS’s New Support Animal Regulations
For decades, IHS faced a serious problem: no one knew the rules regarding support animals at school. However, on February 31, 2023, IHS remedied this…












