“They dim the lights so you can’t see the grease on their food,” and “if the food is overpriced, they’re trying to hide the fact…
The Tattler
Living On Mars Is In Our Future
When we were little, all of us had our own unique dreams and aspirations. Some of us wished to save the world from a fearful…
Hall Monitor: What does death mean to you?
That Sounds Like a You Problem: Improving the Inclusivity of Your Political Discourse
Q: Hi Abby. Recently, I was trying to explain to some of my guy friends why catcalling is offensive. One of them interrupted me, arguing…
Morocco: The Land of Mint Tea and Couscous
ALRIGHT GUYS I DID IT. I promised that my next article would have nothing to do with boxing, so here I am delivering on that…
Club Feature: Physics Club
Odds are that you didn’t know IHS had a Physics Club, and in fact, it didn’t until this November. The concept is not a new…
Center Spread: Poverty in Ithaca
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The Tattler Readership Survey
The results are in! After sending out a survey to every student at IHS a few weeks ago, the Tattler Editorial Board has worked tirelessly…
Brown Butter Cranberry Muffin Recipe
Each year, fresh cranberries start to pop up in grocery stores around Thanksgiving, but they can be used for more than just cranberry sauce. In…
Doctor Strange: A Review
In the past year, there has been recurring debate over which comic book/film company is superior: DC or Marvel. While this debate may seem mundane,…
A Transcendent Experience at The Ink Shop
When I stepped in The Ink Shop Printmaking Center, located on the second story of the Community School of Music and Arts building, I was…
Remembering Miss Sharon Jones
On November 18, legendary soul-funk singer Sharon Jones passed away after battling pancreatic cancer with her head held high. For a woman with such spunk,…
Movies at the Mack: Mr. Reiff’s film series in Auburn
One Wednesday evening in October, I took a scenic 50-minute ride to Auburn. By the time I got there, it was dark and I stumbled…
The Crown Season 1: A Review
As Netflix continues to produce more and more original series, it has been impressive in its high production quality, and The Crown is no exception.…
Bringing it All Back Home: A Bob Dylan Playlist
Imagine the 1960s in the United States of America. The backdrop of the Vietnam War creates a breeding ground for young, enraged activists, who fight…
Sporty Seniors
Jimin Lee ’17 Q: What sport do you play? A: I run track. Q: Do you have a favorite professional athlete? A: Usain Bolt. Q:…
IHS has an Indoor Track Team for the First Time in History
The question that many students have asked over the years—when we will have an indoor track team—has finally been answered. It’s surprising that a school…
NBA Playoff Predictions
Eastern Conference: Cleveland Cavaliers: Even this early into the NBA season, it’s evident that the Cleveland Cavaliers are overwhelming favorites to be the East’s number-one…
Broken Brick Wall
It is just my siblings and I The Second has told me to take the paper that a child has dropped I look out from…
College Apocalypse
College apps are due Seniors mad stressed all the time The world is ending!
Human Beaten Up and Eaten by Laptop, Suspect Still Running Loose
The following story was compiled using CCTV camera and audio recording devices. It is written from the perspectives of its characters. Aaron tries to use…
is this my life now? now, more than before, i ask myself how. how it all ended up like this: this world, these people, it…
Why.
I once seduced a princess from a foreign land, carried her back, across the shifting sands, necked in the moonlight on top of the world,…
This Month in Pictures
Tristan’s Angst: IHS to Increase Homework Load with New Policy and Technology
In a recent announcement, district spokesperson Billy Bozawkowitz announced that students could expect “only five times as much” homework during the 2017–18 school year. Since…
Horoscopes
Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19): Reach for the stars, but be prepared to settle for the moon. Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20): Don’t hate yourself for what…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL The Horses Rogue One Kindergarten lunchboxes Countdown to winter break The Dallas Cowboys The Gateway Arch Leonard Cohen dying Midterms UNCOOL













