Whether one desires to gain a seat in the US congress or a city council, one must demonstrate an incredible background and strong ambitions, and have strategies to achieve them. Some place themselves in an advantageous position to do so. George Santos is one of these people who believes mendacious claims are tools for success. Instead of following a standard template to create his resumé, he searched out of the box to fabricate false experiences. This genius has manufactured his past to fit his ambitions, falsifying his family’s history, lying about his career, and making contradictory claims about his marriage. Political candidates are permitted to lie about their pasts and finances.
If Santos could gain enough support to become the representative of New York’s 3rd Congressional District, one might as well take him as a model for success. Although Santos has been dishonest about his expenses, he remains in Congress. His success may inspire individuals to follow in his footsteps. As a career coach specializing in politics, I recommend you rely on the following questions and answers. These answers reflect my knowledge as the coach behind the specialists’ success. Use them as a tool to construct your authenticity.
How could I get people to vote for me out of pity?
If you have some knowledge of world history, this one will not be difficult. Recall the cruel mass killings of millions in Bosnia, Rwanda, or Germany, and gaslight yourself into thinking your relatives were there. Beware: don’t just say you lost someone to the war. Instead, use ambiguous terms. If you happen to be running within a party that emphasizes national security, use your gaslighting skills to claim that your mother was a 9/11 survivor. (But change it slightly—the genius Santos has already used this tactic.)
How do I handle my finances?
Obtain money by running political campaigns and charging fifty-dollar entry fees for fundraisers. But most importantly, be wise in the way you spend it. Focus on investing your money into activities that will benefit you in the long term. Devote seventy-five percent of your spending to partying and necessary luxury items. Consider spending the remaining on drinks for supporters during campaign outreach. This strategy is crucial to convincing others of your charisma.
Can ChatGPT create a fake diploma?
You don’t need a fake credential because you have one, right? Santos has already claimed diplomas from Baruch University and New York University. Therefore, using one from Scamtos University is strongly recommended.
However, it would be best to rely on ChatGPT and other online chatbots to demonstrate your relationship skills. You will be sure to obtain a love declaration, so do not dedicate time to non-bot relationships; they are a waste of time. Besides, ChatGPT will know that you do not like your partner, as New York Times tech columnist Kevin Roose experienced.
Speaking of relationships, how should I approach marriage?
You must reside in the United States. After all, it is a country of opportunities and success, and you must embrace this. If you are confronted with legal barriers, which are rare because we welcome anyone, do not worry—anything is possible. One recommendation would be to marry an American individual. If you are concerned about having to remain with your spouse, remember that you are in America and, therefore, free. Thus, even during the marriage, you can propose to another individual. No, you would not be the first to engage in such an action—the expert, Santos, has previously accomplished this act.
Despite the brevity of the above advice, anyone who follows these imperatives and is determined can achieve whatever they desire. Santos would emphasize that lying does not carry significance and that you should employ this tactic freely, especially once you have gained fame and money.
George Santos “admits” to “embellishing” some “aspects” of his “CV”
(image courtesy of BBC News)
