Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
To NOT finish your homework the period before it’s due.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Adjusting to 5 hours of sleep is essential to a successful school career.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
That stapling my library card to my face is the only way I’ll remember to bring it.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
I was not prepared for midterms!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Without test corrections, my grades would be horrible.
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
I have completely lost track of my planner, or anything near “time management”.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
I apparently have tons of paper just sitting at the bottom of my backpack.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
That the second semester will be MUCH worse.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
That this winter’s going to be terrible.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
That I still don’t know any of my classmate’s names.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
That practically all of the most convenient entryways to this school are locked in the morning!
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
That getting here is just HALF the battle (I still got a sense of humor).