Posts published in “Byline: ETHAN CARLSON”
May Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on May 2021
May Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on May 2021
May Sudoku: April Solution:
Procrastinator? Here Are A Few Signs Of Being One:
By ETHAN CARLSON on May 2021
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): “I’m not procrastinating! I’ve just been taking a break for the past 2 hours.” Gemini (May 21 –…
Surrealio: How to tune the triangle
By ETHAN CARLSON on April 2021
April Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on April 2021
April Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on April 2021
April Sudoku: March Solution:
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Good Ending: You read the entirety of this newspaper, and you have never felt happier. Taurus (Apr 20…
Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on March 2021
March Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on March 2021
March Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on March 2021
March Sudoku: February Solution:
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): π (pi): You prefer to leave your job half finished. Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): 𝛕 (tau):…
February Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on February 2021
February Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on February 2021
February Sudoku: December Solution:
How Does Your Morning Start? Perhaps This Horoscope Can Find Out
By ETHAN CARLSON on February 2021
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You do have an alarm set, but, admittedly, snooze it at least three times before actually getting up. …
December Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2020
December Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2020
December Sudoku: November Solution:
Remember Those New-Year’s Resolutions From Last Year? Well, How Did You Do?
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2020
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): It’s not very easy to be a better person in this social climate. Am I right? Capricorn (Dec…
Coolness Spectrum
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2020
Cool Canceled January Regents We still “technically” have snow days Teachers not assigning homework over breaks Dr. Fauci confirms Santa is immune to COVID-19 Zoom…
November Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on November 2020
November Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on November 2020
November Sudoku: October Solution:
What’s Your Favorite Drink? Perhaps This Horoscope Knows!
By ETHAN CARLSON on November 2020
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Tea: You are diligent and reserved; you drink it because it’s cool, not because you need it. Sagittarius…
October Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on October 2020
October Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on October 2020
October Sudoku: September Solution:
It’s Halloween! What Scary Situations Will You Get Stuck In?
By ETHAN CARLSON on October 2020
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): The lights in your house will go out because you thought you could make a smoothie while you vacuumed.…
September Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on September 2020
September Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on September 2020
September Sudoku: June Solution: