Posts published in “Byline: ETHAN CARLSON”

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): I’m finally going to relax and stay inside all day! Oh wait…    Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22): …

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):  By 2023, you’re probably going to have changed the lightbulbs in your house.   Taurus (Apr 20 – May…

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Pop-up ads: No matter where you go, no matter how productive you are at the moment, they will always…

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): To NOT finish your homework the period before it’s due. Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Adjusting to 5…

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):  To be a better person (on the inside).   Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):  To learn a new…

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You have too many tests already. You just wing them all at this point.   Sagittarius (Nov 22 –…

How Do You Sleep During the School Year? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know! By ETHAN CARLSON   Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Around eight…

Don’t Know What Supplies to Get? Let This Horoscope Help You Out!   Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):  Pencil case: Whether expensive or cheap,…