Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
I’m finally going to relax and stay inside all day! Oh wait…
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
Hold on, was school not over already?
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
Stop staring at your computer and read some books on your phone. Oh wait…
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Have normal sleeping habits, then instantly fail.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
Open all my windows to let in some fresh summer air, then realize insects exist.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
Go for a relaxing walk about the neighborhood. Something you thought you would never do.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
Mourn over your final report card… yaaah…
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
Burn all of the homework you accumulated over the school year. Only to realize that most of it is on a laptop.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Resupply on back-to-school supplies, because you lost most of my old ones throughout the school year.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Say you will be productive, but will not. It’s okay, it happens to all of us.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Sleep all day and party all night! Then instantly regret it.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
Reflect on all the memories, friends, and knowledge you have gained as a student this school year, then instantly forget them all.