Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
The lights in your house will go out because you thought you could make a smoothie while you vacuumed.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
You will forget to lock the door when you use the bathroom.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
You realize that assignment was due at 12 PM and not 12 AM.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
College, it’s coming.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
You will put too much salt into that sourdough.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
You will run out of things to say… Oh no…
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Your parent or sibling unplugs the WIFI in the middle of online class.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
You realize you haven’t left the house in three weeks.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Walking outside without a mask. Seriously, wear a mask.
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
Hopping too early into an online class meeting and convincing yourself that the class was an hour earlier because the previous class is still in the meeting.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
You drop your phone and it doesn’t have its case on.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Shoot, did I write a two or a seven in that final math question?