Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
You do have an alarm set, but, admittedly, snooze it at least three times before actually getting up.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
You keep having vivid dreams that you want to tell someone about, but you forget them by the time you go downstairs.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
You always wake up shivering because you keep throwing your blankets off when you’re asleep.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
You wake up and have a nice conversation with your sleep paralysis demon.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Sprinting to the bathroom because you held it in since 4 am.
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
You change your clothes while still in bed because you hate the cold.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
“My mouth is dryer than my skin… How?”
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
You go brush your teeth, but not for nearly as long as you should.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
You pull out your phone, before you even open your eyes.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
Mindlessly stuffing food into your mouth before rushing to class.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
Mostly consists of you staring at the ceiling since 3 am.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
“Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t get up until 12 pm!”