Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Good Ending: You read the entirety of this newspaper, and you have never felt happier.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
Half Ending: You read half of this newspaper, but got bored and never finished it. Try again!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Neutral Ending: You read the entire newspaper, but did not find it very entertaining. Oh well…
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
Sudoku Ending: You came only to play the sudoku and nothing else!
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
Bad Ending: You never picked up this newspaper.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Best Ending: You wrote an article last month and got to see it in this newspaper. Congratulations!
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
Sharing-Is-Caring Ending: You picked up more than one copy of this newspaper and gave them to friends and family.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
Quarantine Ending: You didn’t pick up a copy of this newspaper. Instead, you decided to read the online version that can be found at this link: http://www.ihstattler.com/.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
Sad Ending: You lost your copy of this newspaper before you could read the whole thing!
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
Weird Ending: Your copy of the newspaper is missing some pages. I guess we’ll never know why.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Inspiration Ending: After reading this newspaper, you decided you want to become a Tattler editor. The journey will be long and difficult, but you will succeed with enough perseverance. Good luck!
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
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