Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
“I’m not procrastinating! I’ve just been taking a break for the past 2 hours.”
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
You say you will finish an assignment tomorrow morning, but you wake up at 10 AM the next day.
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22):
No, seriously pondering what playlist to listen to while working is not considered being productive.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
You only did two problems and you have already stopped working.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
You are doing an assignment at 3 AM. I don’t care what led to this point, but it is on you.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
“Just one more…”
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
You’re on Google Images (there are very few exceptions to this).
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
You’re on YouTube (there are even fewer exceptions to this).
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
You are unaware of what assignments you have despite having access to them.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
You shower more than twice a day.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
No, you do not need to reorganize your room.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
I’m too lazy to make a joke here… oh wait…