Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Admit it, you stayed at home. We all did. Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You read so…
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June Sudoku
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June Surrealio
The Coolness Spectrum
Cool Staying socially distanced as much as possible, for your safety and for the safety of everyone around you. Online classrooms. What would…
Well, You Made It Through The School Year. Now What?
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): I’m finally going to relax and stay inside all day! Oh wait… Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22): …
Understanding Manchester City’s UEFA Ban
Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, nearly all major European soccer leagues and competitions including the Champions League and Europan League have been suspended and it…
April Surrealio
Can This Horoscope Predict the Future? Probably Not, But Might as Well Try!
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): By 2023, you’re probably going to have changed the lightbulbs in your house. Taurus (Apr 20 – May…
There’s No Rush: An Analysis of Tame Impala’s The Slow Rush
One of the most anticipated album releases of February 2020 was The Slow Rush by Tame Impala, a psychedelic rock band led by Australian musician…
Unfortunately, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the finale to the epic Star Wars franchise, failed to live up to all the hype surrounding its…
What Type of Ads Annoys You the Most?
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Pop-up ads: No matter where you go, no matter how productive you are at the moment, they will always…
Well, It’s Halfway Through the School Year. What Have You Learned?
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): To NOT finish your homework the period before it’s due. Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Adjusting to 5…
What Will Your New Year’s Resolution Be?
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): To be a better person (on the inside). Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): To learn a new…
Looking Through the Cracks: An Analysis of the Exhibition “How the Light Gets In”
Since September, the Johnson Museum of Art has been hosting a remarkable exhibit entitled “How the Light Gets In.” Organized by Andre Inselman, curator of…
How Do You Prepare for Tests? If You Don’t Have a Strategy, This Horoscope Does!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You have too many tests already. You just wing them all at this point. Sagittarius (Nov 22 –…
How Do You Sleep During the School Year? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know!
How Do You Sleep During the School Year? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know! By ETHAN CARLSON Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Around eight…
Horoscopes: School Supplies
Don’t Know What Supplies to Get? Let This Horoscope Help You Out! Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Pencil case: Whether expensive or cheap,…
Premier League: The “Title Race For the Ages”
The Premier League of 2018-19 has been celebrated by many fans as one of the most intense title races in recent soccer history. This is…