It seems like every time I go on Netflix these days, they’ve come out with a new obscure, eight-episode original TV show. It’s always a…
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Meet Your Student Government Officers for the 2020-2021 School Year
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SAINT KID Music Review
Known for being a musician in a school full of students, SAINT KID is not afraid to be different—he is not afraid to act like…
The Odyssey Bookstore: Paradise for the Mind
One gloomy Sunday afternoon, I crossed the street from Press Bay Alley, turning the collar of my wool coat up against the wind. A beautifully…
Shmoop’s Scoop
Party Favors by Sir Chloe: A Review
Indie rock band Sir Chloe has become something of an internet phenomenon over the past year. Their first song, Animal, debuted on February 28, 2019,…
Missing Me
We’ve spent hours upon hours clearing out the attic, and if I see another dusty old table or broken snow globe I think I’m gonna…
Silvae Solae
I remember what I uttered On that evening in the garden When the moon shone bright as ever When the roses turned to stone …
Snowglobe
I trudge along. Wind and snow surround me. The path shakes and I slip, moonlight disappearing. But, in the sky, there is no moon. Only…
Pass It Along Column
There was once a man named Harold Norman. Despite his wealth and lifetime supply of expired pickles, Harold was unhappy. He was finally free, and…
Writing Prompts
Write a poem or short story about something that disappears so gradually that its loss isn’t noticed until too late. Write a climatic scene from…
Dear Lover
On the twelfth of December, It will have been eight months. I ceased more than I started eight months ago — Stopped pretending I don’t…
Excerpt from Lady Lazarus
On Wednesday, we went to a state park, and again, Rhiannon was in my group. Reaching a cliff’s edge after an hour hike, I noticed…
Out at the Edge
Out at the edge, Where the stars barely shine, Some say there’s a door. I have heard of a door, One that’s not quite…
December 2020 Haiku Contest
Winner: Haiku By ALICE BURKE Like raindrops on glass, My thoughts are tiny and slow, Too small to think straight. ______________________________ Haiku By ANNA…
December Surrealio
December Sudoku
December Sudoku: November Solution:
Remember Those New-Year’s Resolutions From Last Year? Well, How Did You Do?
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): It’s not very easy to be a better person in this social climate. Am I right? Capricorn (Dec…
Coolness Spectrum
Cool Canceled January Regents We still “technically” have snow days Teachers not assigning homework over breaks Dr. Fauci confirms Santa is immune to COVID-19 Zoom…
The Tattler’s View On the IPD’s Misconduct: Ithaca Must Defund and Divest
The Tattler Editorial Board condemns all forms of police brutality; in particular, we condemn the recent actions of the Ithaca Police Department. On October 22,…
Editorial: Me And My Illicit Lover (My Screen)
I stare into the glowing window of my laptop. My eyes now strain to read every word on the screen. The endless queue of tabs…
Recap of the Vice Presidential Debate and Town Halls
Disclaimer: at the time of writing, the results of the 2020 Presidential Election were unknown. On October 7, Americans saw Senator Kamala Harris and Vice…
Cluster of COVID Cases At The White House
Disclaimer: at the time of writing, the results of the 2020 Presidential Election are unknown. As COVID-19’s presence has become common fare for the…
QAnon: Extreme-Right Conspiracy Theory Goes Global
Few conspiracy theories have scaled to the global size that QAnon has achieved within the past few months. Beginning in 2017, an individual under the…
Leaked Tapes Show New Side of Melania Trump
Disclaimer: at the time of writing, the results of the 2020 Presidential Election are unknown. Throughout Donald J. Trump’s presidential campaign and his near four-year…
Armenia and Azerbaijan Reignite Conflict
In late September, a longstanding conflict between the nations of Armenia and Azerbaijan was reignited. The dispute revolves around the territory of Nagorno-Karabakh, a region…
A Guide to Taking Your Activism to the Next Level
Activism is an idea that has sparked the imagination of our generation. The social injustices of our time have prompted our generation to push for…

