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Tsunami

By on April 2020

I have seen the end of the world Where the cold, crisp waters of the Atlantic Collide with the warm, churning Pacific The land drops…

As the Sun Falls

By on April 2020

The sun falls like a silk canopy, Draping itself over the pines, Dripping black gloss on the crow, Teasing the frost crystals Into liquid. Those…

Future AP Classes

By on April 2020

Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece for the Tattler’s April Fools’ issue   The following message has been sent from the Totally Real College Board…

The Ninth Democratic Debate

By on March 2020

The ninth Democratic debate was a political battle that lasted an intense two hours. Earlier debates were informational and became repetitive, but the ninth debate,…

Mamba in Memoriam: Kobe Bryant

By on March 2020

When Kobe Bryant perished in a helicopter crash on January 26, 2020 at the age of 41, the basketball world erupted. Kobe was an inspiration,…

Lindy’s Cheesecake Review

By on March 2020

Lindy’s Cheesecake Serves 8 – 12   For the Crust     1 cup flour 8 tbsp. unsalted butter, cubed ¼ cup sugar 1 tsp. lemon…

Annual Book Awards

By on March 2020

Looking for something to read? Take a look at these brand new, award-winning novels.   John Newbery Medal New Kid by Jerry Craft   This…

Unified Bowling

By on March 2020

Many sports teams in numerous high schools are very homogenous: full of young men and women with similar physical endowments. This restricts their ability to…

Elegy on the Dialectic

By on March 2020

The sky has awoken, but still you are not here. You are in a bed somewhere or caught in the folds of time and space,…

Why Bother?

By on March 2020

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Words Around Me

By on March 2020

It’s your world Salvage the bones Young, peculiar ones, Unravel The dark magic On the other side of freedom Shatter The shadow plague Chase A…

Ratthew

By on March 2020

There was a young teacher named Matt Who was constantly plagued by a rat. He cursed day and night, Till it finally took flight, But…