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Restaurant Review: Pasta Vitto

By VAYNU KADIYALI on April 2019

If you’ve driven on Aurora Street past the Marriott hotel in recent weeks, chances are that you noticed an oversized, colorful chalk sign on…

IHS Students Create Anti-Gun Violence Organization

By VAYNU KADIYALI on April 2019

Since the Parkland, Florida school shooting of 2018, high schoolers around the country have advocated for gun control legislation through their participation in March…

Shelter-in-Place: Principal Trumble Responds to Student Concerns

By ADOWYN ERNSTE on April 2019

“The shelter-in-place has now been lifted. Thank you for your cooperation; classes can now resume as normal.” IHS students have heard this announcement over the…

Conversation with 2019 Cornell University Concerto Competition Winner Aditya Deshpande

Conversation with 2019 Cornell University Concerto Competition Winner Aditya Deshpande

By JEFFERSON SHENG on April 2019

After one of our chamber music rehearsals, I had a chance to sit down and chat with two Cornell Freshmen: Aditya Deshpande and IHS alumnus…

Schmoop’s Scoop

By ADOWYN ERNSTE on April 2019

Center Spread: If The Students of IHS Were Mice

By AROUS on April 2019

Seniors Get Creative With WISE Projects

By ELEANOR RANDL on April 2019

The WISE program is an elective English course open to all IHS seniors. Half of the year is structured like a normal English class, but…

Spring Student Athlete Feature: Kalena Yearwood, Track and Field

Spring Student Athlete Feature: Kalena Yearwood, Track and Field

By ASHA DUHAN on April 2019

After many seasons filled with success, the IHS Outdoor Track and Field team hopes to build on its past victories and continue to break records.…

The Champions League so Far, and What is to Come

By MAX PETROV on April 2019

Every year, the Champions League is the most exciting soccer tournament in Europe. The biggest and most successful clubs of Europe compete to lift the…

All the Madness in March

By IRENA ROSENBERG on April 2019

In the aftermath of Selection Sunday, the day when the NCAA Selection Committee revealed the bracket of the 68 teams that will compete in March…

Water Flowing

By ZACHARY FOLEY on April 2019

Water running deep Into the land it will seep Whether it is rain or snow Precipitation causes water to flow In the stream or…

Louder Than Words

By TILDEN CHAO on April 2019

I never knew her name, nor her age, although she couldn’t have been much older than 18. Our encounter was memorialized in a single…

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By JEFFREY LANTZ on April 2019

College letters come, Anything could be inside Oh. Disappointing. ~March Madness

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By ANNA WESTWIG on April 2019

Yeet, Skeet smell my feet give me something good to eat this poem sure is sweet’

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By MEIRA BRAUN on April 2019

nope I’m not gonna not today never ever you cannot make me so you shouldn’t even try nope I won’t do it I will…

April’s Debut

By ANNA COHEN on April 2019

Ha! A day of pranks What a way to start the month Unsuspecting? Same

Eat Fresh

By CHRISTOPHER RACHLINSKI on April 2019

Lettuce piled high Mayonnaise strewn everywhere No meat is in sight.

Don’t Panic It’s Organic

By CARTER ANDERSON, SAM GLAUBITZ on April 2019

Slimy fish love you. Lonely older men do too. Have an open mind.

Horoscopes: The Signs as Different Ways to Cook a Potato

By Tattler Editor-in-Chief on April 2019

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Mash it up, baby. Throw some butter in there! Some salt! Some pepper too, why not! Taurus (Apr 20…

IHS Down to Just Three Core Values After Latest Budget Cuts

By ONE COMPASSIONATE BOI on April 2019

Last week, IHS students were shaken by a sudden proclamation from the principal. “Attention, students,” Mr. Trumble’s voice said over the announcements. “It is with…

Enemies of the Library Book Sale Returns to Ithaca

By (?) on April 2019

For the third year in a row, Ithaca will host the Enemies of the Library Book Sale. The Book Sale, which will occur this April,…

Industry Giants Taken Down By #MeToo Win Big At Oscars

By RONAN FARROW on April 2019

The 91st Annual Academy Awards had some surprises when it came to winners. The Best Soundtrack winner, an audio clip published by the New Yorker…

Leftist Infighting

By ALLEGED WRECKER on April 2019

This week, IHS’s political clubs experienced an unexpected realignment. The Communalist Center Party (CCP), a club founded two years ago with the goal of spreading…

Maoist Boe

By THIRD WORLD PROBLEM on April 2019

With the fight against raising teachers’ salaries in full swing, Dr. Luvelle Brown and ICSD’s Central Administration decided to innovate their tactics. After a long…

Luvelle Brown Sues the Louvre

By THE GRAND LUVE PYRAMID on April 2019

On February 29, 2019, ICSD staff and students learned that Superintendent Luvelle Brown, better known as “Big Luve,” would be using the district’s legal team…

H-Courtyard Quarantined After Latest Senioritis Outbreak

By JULIAN PERRY on April 2019

Throughout March, thirteen members of the class of 2019 were hospitalized after showing symptoms for the serious medical condition known as “senioritis.” After it was…

Traffic Lights and Turn Signals in School: IHS’s Hallway Traffic Revolution

By Explosive Unicycle on April 2019

You find yourself walking at what most would consider a normal pace (~1.5 steps/sec) between the cafeteria and G-building to get to your next class…