Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Back to
science—it’s time to see how many hats
on various body parts will get you a
dress code violation. It’s not technically
against the rules, so you may last the
whole day without getting caught.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’ve
signed up for as many art (or music, or
poetry) classes this year as you could fit
in your schedule, and you are hyped.
The halls of IHS will be filled with your
projects come June.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): School is
starting again! That means you get to
reunite with friends, but more
importantly, your schoolwork awaits.
Hello, renewed sense of purpose!
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’re off to
the races already—literally. The sports
season started even before school did,
and you’ve been thriving on it. With
matches coming up soon, you couldn’t be happier.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): Fall leaves
are everywhere! They’re great for
stepping on, raking, and occasionally
throwing at friends. Most of all, though,
they’re just great for the vibe.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You’ve
been in social withdrawal; the lack of
small talk and chatting has been
seriously getting to you. Thank god
there’s a fresh crop of people for you to
get to know!
Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22): Vacation has
been fun, but it’s really time to get back to
work: your friend group awaits their “parent
friend.” It’s been a long summer without
them…
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You’re fully prepared
to greet people with a dramatic recitation
of the epic poetry you wrote over the
summer—you’ve gone without an audience
for too long.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Long have you had
to decide for yourself what you’re doing
every day, but no more! All of those choices
have been made for you by the school. Ahh,
seven hours of decision-free bliss.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You have had an
unfortunately small crowd to compare notes
with on the new Superman. Now, you can
finally share them with your classmates,
especially where it falls on your ultimate
movie rank list.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You cannot
wait to regale people about all your
summer adventures. Given that you hit the
seven biggest places on your bucket list,
this calls for a community celebration.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): If there’s one
thing you love, it’s a schedule. You have
been planning your classes for this year
since the seventh grade, and they actually
all managed to fit!