Posts published in “Byline: ETHAN CARLSON”
May Surrealio
May Sudoku
May Sudoku: April Solution:
Procrastinator? Here Are A Few Signs Of Being One:
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): “I’m not procrastinating! I’ve just been taking a break for the past 2 hours.” Gemini (May 21 –…
Surrealio: How to tune the triangle
April Surrealio
April Sudoku
April Sudoku: March Solution:
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Good Ending: You read the entirety of this newspaper, and you have never felt happier. Taurus (Apr 20…
Surrealio
March Surrealio
March Sudoku
March Sudoku: February Solution:
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): π (pi): You prefer to leave your job half finished. Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): 𝛕 (tau):…
February Surrealio
February Sudoku
February Sudoku: December Solution:
How Does Your Morning Start? Perhaps This Horoscope Can Find Out
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You do have an alarm set, but, admittedly, snooze it at least three times before actually getting up. …
December Surrealio
December Sudoku
December Sudoku: November Solution:
Remember Those New-Year’s Resolutions From Last Year? Well, How Did You Do?
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): It’s not very easy to be a better person in this social climate. Am I right? Capricorn (Dec…
Coolness Spectrum
Cool Canceled January Regents We still “technically” have snow days Teachers not assigning homework over breaks Dr. Fauci confirms Santa is immune to COVID-19 Zoom…
November Surrealio
November Sudoku
November Sudoku: October Solution:
What’s Your Favorite Drink? Perhaps This Horoscope Knows!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Tea: You are diligent and reserved; you drink it because it’s cool, not because you need it. Sagittarius…
October Surrealio
October Sudoku
October Sudoku: September Solution:
It’s Halloween! What Scary Situations Will You Get Stuck In?
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): The lights in your house will go out because you thought you could make a smoothie while you vacuumed.…
September Surrealio
September Sudoku
September Sudoku: June Solution: