March Sudoku: February Solution:
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Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): π (pi): You prefer to leave your job half finished. Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): 𝛕 (tau):…
Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on March 2021
Cool April Fools edition of The Tattler! Perseverance 1C phase of vaccination School sports At-home gym no longer on Wednesdays Turtleneck syndrome Lockdown anniversary Anti-Asian…
February Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on February 2021
February Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on February 2021
February Sudoku: December Solution:
How Does Your Morning Start? Perhaps This Horoscope Can Find Out
By ETHAN CARLSON on February 2021
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You do have an alarm set, but, admittedly, snooze it at least three times before actually getting up. …
Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on February 2021
Cool February Break GME Stonks (To the Moon!) Federal Prisons no longer privatized No more subject tests! (Only) Halfway through the school year Quarantine Valentines’…
December Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2020
December Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2020
December Sudoku: November Solution:
Remember Those New-Year’s Resolutions From Last Year? Well, How Did You Do?
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2020
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): It’s not very easy to be a better person in this social climate. Am I right? Capricorn (Dec…
Coolness Spectrum
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2020
Cool Canceled January Regents We still “technically” have snow days Teachers not assigning homework over breaks Dr. Fauci confirms Santa is immune to COVID-19 Zoom…
November Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on November 2020
November Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on November 2020
November Sudoku: October Solution:
What’s Your Favorite Drink? Perhaps This Horoscope Knows!
By ETHAN CARLSON on November 2020
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Tea: You are diligent and reserved; you drink it because it’s cool, not because you need it. Sagittarius…
Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on November 2020
Cool Fall Back Daylight’s Savings Clearance halloween candy Uncool Turkey Shortages Virtual Thanksgiving Eyes on fire just like California The Election Seasonal Depression (on top…
October Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on October 2020
October Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on October 2020
October Sudoku: September Solution:
It’s Halloween! What Scary Situations Will You Get Stuck In?
By ETHAN CARLSON on October 2020
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): The lights in your house will go out because you thought you could make a smoothie while you vacuumed.…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on October 2020
Cool “Would you shut up, man?” Full moon on Halloween Seeing friends in the halls Rats at IHS have no more crumbs to eat Asynchronous…
September Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on September 2020
September Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on September 2020
September Sudoku: June Solution:
What Did You Do This Summer? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know!
By ETHAN CARLSON on September 2020
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Admit it, you stayed at home. We all did. Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You read so…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on September 2020
Cool Black Lives Matter Wearing a mask Registering to vote Capybaras Sweater weather Everyday is pajama day Homework No back to school shopping Not seeing…
June Sudoku
By ETHAN CARLSON on June 2020
June Sudoku: May Solution:
June Surrealio
By ETHAN CARLSON on June 2020
The Coolness Spectrum
By ETHAN CARLSON on June 2020
Cool Staying socially distanced as much as possible, for your safety and for the safety of everyone around you. Online classrooms. What would…
Well, You Made It Through The School Year. Now What?
By ETHAN CARLSON on June 2020
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): I’m finally going to relax and stay inside all day! Oh wait… Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22): …