Cool Writing for the Literary Issue Snow “Ok boomer” Highland cattle Disney+ E-boys Winter homework Six months of snow Playing Christmas music before December…
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How Do You Prepare for Tests? If You Don’t Have a Strategy, This Horoscope Does!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You have too many tests already. You just wing them all at this point. Sagittarius (Nov 22 –…
The Coolness Spectrum
CoolThanksgiving BreakDaylight saving time (+1 hour!)Thanksgiving leftoversBlack Friday: Hail consumerism!The leaves are fallingNot knowing how to cook a turkeyThe 2nd quarterUncool
How Do You Sleep During the School Year? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know!
How Do You Sleep During the School Year? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know! By ETHAN CARLSON Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Around eight…
The Coolness Spectrum
Kirk Weiler Cool Sweater weather Not having to change for PE Crisp air No bugs The uncomfortable fluctuating temperatures in Upper G-wing Homework on Halloween…
Horoscopes: School Supplies
Don’t Know What Supplies to Get? Let This Horoscope Help You Out! Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Pencil case: Whether expensive or cheap,…
The Coolness Spectrum
Cool It’s finally getting cooler. Meeting all of your friends after summer break. Fall sports beginning. Meeting your new teachers. …
My Last Hoorahscopes
A collection of some of my favorite horoscopes for the signs I’ve come up with throughout my time as Backpage Editor. Gemini (May 21…
The Coolness Spectrum
Cool School ending Seniors graduating (good luck!) Diversity in Democratic presidential candidates 5G Having nothing to do for summer That one teacher who keeps assigning…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL The new Tattler board!!! Mental health awareness month (active minds) End of April showers, beginning of May flowers Justin Heitzman ’20 Vaynu Kadiyali ’19…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Songs by Some Local Singers that Sound like the Start of Spring
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): “Blues in a Bottle” This Ithaca Bottom Boys tune is impossible not to smile and dance to, and I…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Spring is here! Getting accepted to colleges Social Justice Week Women’s History Month Spring reports begin Mamrock shakes Mud n’ Slush Losing an hour…
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Seasonal depression ceases to exist. Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Little flowers poke their heads out of…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Haikus I Wrote on Scrap Paper Throughout the School Week
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): I’ll do anything If it gives me an excuse To wear my long johns Pisces (Feb 19 –…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Black History Month February Break School year is halfway over OSCAR SEASON! Valentines Day <3 Sub zero temps Still half of the school year…
Horoscopes: The Signs as the Twelve Days of Christmas
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): A Partridge in a Pear Tree Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Two Turtle Doves Aquarius (Jan 20 –…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Winter Break IHS Winter Concerts More snowdays Hot chocolate Snow Ice Eggnog 2 hour delays Shoveling College Deadlines UNCOOL
Horoscopes: The Signs as Paintings of Dogs
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Pisces…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Fleece lined pants Apple cider season Voting A really good hat that keeps your ears nice and toasty Thanksgiving meat alternatives Gorge trails are…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Halloween Apple Fest Leaves Changing Color Sweater Weather First month of school is over Fluctuating weather Not being able to sit outside ’cause it’s…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Halloween Costumes That Surely No One Else Will Be
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): A bookshelf with every encyclopedia volume except for “O.” Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): A lamp. With a…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Feelings on the First Day of School
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Pure disbelief when seeing how much some people have changed in just a few months over the summer. Libra…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL IHS ENL Cool breezy September mornings For the Seniors: all the new fun nights and senior privileges you get Fall is almost here Going…
Month in Music- Sweet Summery Sounds
This playlist symbolizes through songs the feelings and thoughts associated with the month of June. Although with some new releases and some old, all have…
The Coolness Spectrum
COOL Teens advocating for gun control Springtime is soon Shamrock Shakes March Madness Snowstorms/snow days in March Ithaca’s unpredictable weather Spring break being so early…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Inescapable Summer Ailments
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Heatstroke. Sometimes it’s just too dang hot and your body is physically incapable of regulating your temperature, which is…
Horoscopes: The Signs: Warm Weather Wonders
Things your sign could do in the newly found warmth of May! Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): Pick some flowers! Make a nice bouquet…