Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): It’s not very easy to be a better person in this social climate. Am I right? Capricorn (Dec…
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Coolness Spectrum
Cool Canceled January Regents We still “technically” have snow days Teachers not assigning homework over breaks Dr. Fauci confirms Santa is immune to COVID-19 Zoom…
November Surrealio
November Sudoku
November Sudoku: October Solution:
What’s Your Favorite Drink? Perhaps This Horoscope Knows!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Tea: You are diligent and reserved; you drink it because it’s cool, not because you need it. Sagittarius…
Coolness Spectrum
Cool Fall Back Daylight’s Savings Clearance halloween candy Uncool Turkey Shortages Virtual Thanksgiving Eyes on fire just like California The Election Seasonal Depression (on top…
October Surrealio
October Sudoku
October Sudoku: September Solution:
It’s Halloween! What Scary Situations Will You Get Stuck In?
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): The lights in your house will go out because you thought you could make a smoothie while you vacuumed.…
The Coolness Spectrum
Cool “Would you shut up, man?” Full moon on Halloween Seeing friends in the halls Rats at IHS have no more crumbs to eat Asynchronous…
September Surrealio
September Sudoku
September Sudoku: June Solution:
What Did You Do This Summer? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know!
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Admit it, you stayed at home. We all did. Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You read so…
The Coolness Spectrum
Cool Black Lives Matter Wearing a mask Registering to vote Capybaras Sweater weather Everyday is pajama day Homework No back to school shopping Not seeing…
June Sudoku
June Sudoku: May Solution:
June Surrealio
The Coolness Spectrum
Cool Staying socially distanced as much as possible, for your safety and for the safety of everyone around you. Online classrooms. What would…
Well, You Made It Through The School Year. Now What?
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): I’m finally going to relax and stay inside all day! Oh wait… Cancer (June 21 – Jul 22): …
April Surrealio
Can This Horoscope Predict the Future? Probably Not, But Might as Well Try!
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): By 2023, you’re probably going to have changed the lightbulbs in your house. Taurus (Apr 20 – May…
What Type of Ads Annoys You the Most?
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Pop-up ads: No matter where you go, no matter how productive you are at the moment, they will always…
The Coolness Spectrum
Cool Birds chirping No more swim unit Spring sports Waiting for April Fools The erratic weather Feral rats in the school Chromebook cursors not working…
Well, It’s Halfway Through the School Year. What Have You Learned?
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): To NOT finish your homework the period before it’s due. Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Adjusting to 5…
Coolness Spectrum
Cool The curve on the Physics C midterm. Parasite movie Valentine’s Day candy Halfway through the school year! The suspense of waiting on regular decision…
What Will Your New Year’s Resolution Be?
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): To be a better person (on the inside). Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): To learn a new…
The Coolness Spectrum
Cool Writing for the Literary Issue Snow “Ok boomer” Highland cattle Disney+ E-boys Winter homework Six months of snow Playing Christmas music before December…
How Do You Prepare for Tests? If You Don’t Have a Strategy, This Horoscope Does!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You have too many tests already. You just wing them all at this point. Sagittarius (Nov 22 –…