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Can This Horoscope Predict the Future? Probably Not, But Might as Well Try!
By ETHAN CARLSON on April 2020
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): By 2023, you’re probably going to have changed the lightbulbs in your house. Taurus (Apr 20 – May…
What Type of Ads Annoys You the Most?
By ETHAN CARLSON on March 2020
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Pop-up ads: No matter where you go, no matter how productive you are at the moment, they will always…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on March 2020
Cool Birds chirping No more swim unit Spring sports Waiting for April Fools The erratic weather Feral rats in the school Chromebook cursors not working…
Well, It’s Halfway Through the School Year. What Have You Learned?
By ETHAN CARLSON on February 2020
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): To NOT finish your homework the period before it’s due. Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Adjusting to 5…
Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on February 2020
Cool The curve on the Physics C midterm. Parasite movie Valentine’s Day candy Halfway through the school year! The suspense of waiting on regular decision…
What Will Your New Year’s Resolution Be?
By ETHAN CARLSON on December 2019
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): To be a better person (on the inside). Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): To learn a new…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on December 2019
Cool Writing for the Literary Issue Snow “Ok boomer” Highland cattle Disney+ E-boys Winter homework Six months of snow Playing Christmas music before December…
How Do You Prepare for Tests? If You Don’t Have a Strategy, This Horoscope Does!
By ETHAN CARLSON on November 2019
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You have too many tests already. You just wing them all at this point. Sagittarius (Nov 22 –…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on November 2019
CoolThanksgiving BreakDaylight saving time (+1 hour!)Thanksgiving leftoversBlack Friday: Hail consumerism!The leaves are fallingNot knowing how to cook a turkeyThe 2nd quarterUncool
How Do You Sleep During the School Year? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know!
By ETHAN CARLSON on October 2019
How Do You Sleep During the School Year? Perhaps This Horoscope Will Know! By ETHAN CARLSON Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Around eight…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on October 2019
Kirk Weiler Cool Sweater weather Not having to change for PE Crisp air No bugs The uncomfortable fluctuating temperatures in Upper G-wing Homework on Halloween…
Horoscopes: School Supplies
By ETHAN CARLSON on September 2019
Don’t Know What Supplies to Get? Let This Horoscope Help You Out! Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Pencil case: Whether expensive or cheap,…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on September 2019
Cool It’s finally getting cooler. Meeting all of your friends after summer break. Fall sports beginning. Meeting your new teachers. …
My Last Hoorahscopes
By SOPHIE WRAY on June 2019
A collection of some of my favorite horoscopes for the signs I’ve come up with throughout my time as Backpage Editor. Gemini (May 21…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on June 2019
Cool School ending Seniors graduating (good luck!) Diversity in Democratic presidential candidates 5G Having nothing to do for summer That one teacher who keeps assigning…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on May 2019
COOL The new Tattler board!!! Mental health awareness month (active minds) End of April showers, beginning of May flowers Justin Heitzman ’20 Vaynu Kadiyali ’19…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Songs by Some Local Singers that Sound like the Start of Spring
By SOPHIE WRAY on May 2019
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): “Blues in a Bottle” This Ithaca Bottom Boys tune is impossible not to smile and dance to, and I…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on March 2019
COOL Spring is here! Getting accepted to colleges Social Justice Week Women’s History Month Spring reports begin Mamrock shakes Mud n’ Slush Losing an hour…
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Seasonal depression ceases to exist. Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Little flowers poke their heads out of…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Haikus I Wrote on Scrap Paper Throughout the School Week
By SOPHIE WRAY on February 2019
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): I’ll do anything If it gives me an excuse To wear my long johns Pisces (Feb 19 –…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on February 2019
COOL Black History Month February Break School year is halfway over OSCAR SEASON! Valentines Day <3 Sub zero temps Still half of the school year…
Horoscopes: The Signs as the Twelve Days of Christmas
By SOPHIE WRAY on December 2018
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): A Partridge in a Pear Tree Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Two Turtle Doves Aquarius (Jan 20 –…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on December 2018
COOL Winter Break IHS Winter Concerts More snowdays Hot chocolate Snow Ice Eggnog 2 hour delays Shoveling College Deadlines UNCOOL
Horoscopes: The Signs as Paintings of Dogs
By SOPHIE WRAY on November 2018
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Pisces…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on November 2018
COOL Fleece lined pants Apple cider season Voting A really good hat that keeps your ears nice and toasty Thanksgiving meat alternatives Gorge trails are…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on October 2018
COOL Halloween Apple Fest Leaves Changing Color Sweater Weather First month of school is over Fluctuating weather Not being able to sit outside ’cause it’s…