Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): A bookshelf with every encyclopedia volume except for “O.” Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): A lamp. With a…
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Horoscopes: The Signs as Feelings on the First Day of School
By SOPHIE WRAY on September 2018
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Pure disbelief when seeing how much some people have changed in just a few months over the summer. Libra…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on September 2018
COOL IHS ENL Cool breezy September mornings For the Seniors: all the new fun nights and senior privileges you get Fall is almost here Going…
Month in Music- Sweet Summery Sounds
By SOPHIE WRAY on June 2018
This playlist symbolizes through songs the feelings and thoughts associated with the month of June. Although with some new releases and some old, all have…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on June 2018
COOL Teens advocating for gun control Springtime is soon Shamrock Shakes March Madness Snowstorms/snow days in March Ithaca’s unpredictable weather Spring break being so early…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Inescapable Summer Ailments
By SOPHIE WRAY on June 2018
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Heatstroke. Sometimes it’s just too dang hot and your body is physically incapable of regulating your temperature, which is…
Horoscopes: The Signs: Warm Weather Wonders
By SOPHIE WRAY on May 2018
Things your sign could do in the newly found warmth of May! Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): Pick some flowers! Make a nice bouquet…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on May 2018
COOL Teens advocating for gun control Springtime is soon Shamrock Shakes March Madness Snowstorms/snow days in March Ithaca’s unpredictable weather Spring break being so early…
Horoscopes: The Signs As April Fool’s Day Pranks
By SOPHIE WRAY on April 2018
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Saran wrap on the toilet seat. It’s as simple and cruel as that. Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):…
Horoscopes: The Signs and Their Feelings of Desperation in Anticipation of Spring’s Arrival
By SOPHIE WRAY on March 2018
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Wishing you were swimming in the lake, but not really digging the whole “Polar Plunge” idea. Aries (Mar 21…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on March 2018
COOL Teens advocating for gun control Springtime is soon Shamrock Shakes March Madness Snowstorms/snow days in March Ithaca’s unpredictable weather Spring break being so early…
Horoscopes: The Signs and Their Doable New Year’s Resolutions
By SOPHIE WRAY on February 2018
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Get outside more! Go on more walks; take a hike, even if it’s cold. Bundle up and get out…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on February 2018
COOL February break Days you don’t have midterms Candy sales after Valentine’s Day Winter formal Year halfway done Still half a year left Winter formal…
Horoscopes: The Signs as the Things You Wear in Winter
By SOPHIE WRAY on December 2017
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Hats. Hats of all sorts. Hats with pom-poms, with ear flaps, with sequins. A beret, a beanie, a raccoon…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on December 2017
COOL Igloos Ugly Christmas sweaters Cookie decorating Snow days! Snow (love it or hate it) Varying room temperature throughout the school Black ice It gets…
Horoscopes
By SOPHIE WRAY on November 2017
The Signs as Things Ithacans Start Doing as It Gets Cold Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Break out the Carhartts. Everything! Hats, pants, jackets;…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on November 2017
COOL Thanksgiving break Soup season!! Finally knowing how to dress for the weather Pumpkin pie Scorpios (goes both ways) noshavenovember Cold ears Rotten pumpkins after…
October Horoscopes
By SOPHIE WRAY on October 2017
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Your balance is too good to “fall” into the new season; you’ll just glide. Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on October 2017
COOL Halloween The smell of fall Apple Festival Pie!! 80-90 weather in fall (debatable) Finishing Common App in time for early decision (and other college…
Your School Year’s Fortune Telling
By SOPHIE WRAY on September 2017
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Just because you think you understand it doesn’t mean you really do. Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Scales…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on September 2017
COOL Crisp fall air (literally) Seeing friends after summer break People who write for The Tattler! New kids at school Back to school (?!) Freshies…
“The centerpiece of the additions, of course, will be the conversion of H-Courtyard into a ball pit,” said Mr. Trumble. “All this comes as a…
Horoscopes
By ABE MESSING on June 2017
Horoscopes as most annoying cliches Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): Yeah, I guess this film is okay. The books were way better than…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on June 2017
COOL (Only) one more Monday Fans Graduation Ithaca Festival Field Day Socks and Sandals Hair removal Geminis Junior prom pics UNCOOL
Tristan’s Angst: Student Council to Take Revolutionary Action to Improve IHS, Situation Unresolved
By TRISTAN ENGST on May 2017
Following years of grandiose statements about being part of student democracy and allowing for leadership, the IHS Student Council voted to “become more important.” According…
The Coolness Spectrum
By THE TATTLER EDITORIAL BOARD on May 2017
COOL Symmetry New Tattler Editors Science March AP classes after AP tests Cinco de Mayo Cardboard that tastes like school pizza PROM!!! (Senior, Junior) Sunburns School…
Horoscopes: Pick-Up Lines at a Baseball Game
By ABE MESSING on April 2017
Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19): I’ve been striking out all night but I think I’m about to make some solid connection with you; hey the name’s…