June Christmas Poem (2022)

The days are old
Sickly, ill, with both a fever and a cold

They come one after another, beginning
to eat the Christmas tree, with 35 cups of Butter

Piece be with you he said, and gave her a large chunk
Then out of the gym, came a big hunk

His bust was as big as a boulder and his muscles weighed a ton
Gasping and throwing up, the people began to run

Greeting and warm welcomes, I’ve brought you a gift
A thousand million pounds is what he can lift

He has little to no limits
I’ve brought you… protein powered!!
(At this the people did grimace)

The clouds rolled by softly, sprinkling a light snow
But a talent he has is greatly unexpected, because of the radiation, his skin can glow

He leaned in close, and whispered a peculiar sentence
What what’s that sentence you may ask? He said I am not a guy
I AM THE LIGHT
COME TAKE MY GIFT ANF BE FESTIVE
Come get your protein powder with a hint of plutonium