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State to Do Away With Regents Requirement in Shift to Holistic Graduation Policy
By ELI WARSHOF on April 2026
The last weeks of the school year can evoke a whole host of emotions, but soon dread in anticipation of Regents exams may not be…
Ithaca Launches ROOTS Unarmed Officers
By BASSAM NASER on April 2026
On February 4, the City of Ithaca launched Responders Offering Outreach, Trust, and Support (ROOTS), a pilot program built to respond to some 911 calls…
As ICE Protests Sweep the Nation, Local Professor Provides His Thoughts.
By CHRIS ERRICHIELLO on April 2026
From the beginning of Donald Trump’s Presidency, he promised to deport immigrants in unprecedented numbers, his goal being two million immigrants this term. Described as…
Toilet Tragedy Prompts Long-Awaited Change
By THE A-BUILDING PROPHET on April 2026
“And the Lord said unto Steve: in the coming Sabbath shall I go out into the Quadrangle of Arts of the High School of Ithaca,…
Reports of Project Ew No.1
By HOLDEN M. IN on April 2026
In shocking news that absolutely nobody could have predicted (except everyone who has ever used the main building bathrooms), sources close to the administration of…
ICSD Announces New Schedule
By ADAM UPP on April 2026
ICSD administration has announced that, beginning in the 2026-27 school year, class periods at IHS will be 52 minutes and 38.6 seconds, rather than the…
Low Cortisol
By JONAH JACOBSTEIN on April 2026
Her golden fleece does shimmer in the lightA song of joy with drooping doggy faceFor Mele is a song of pure delightShe greets us at…
visions of spring
By GREYSON TAYLOR on April 2026
on a cold and dreary day in February, I consider the days to come,how I will revel in the whisper-light breath of cool air on…
Rhapsody
By FELIX FARIS on April 2026
Walk with meAlong the thin breaking horizonWalk with meTill the sun dimsWalk with meWhile our shadows fall unfurldown across the landWe are cowboys inyour dreamingWarriors…
The Violin
By ELEANOR CLARK on April 2026
In the autumn, the trees in the family’s yard would shed their leaves, covering the ground with a collage of reds, oranges, and yellows that…
at dawn we’ll ascend
By CORALLUS MEEKS on April 2026
This horizon holds its breathand so do I Her sun, sinking below an apricot sky,peers over the sea-blue cape of her shoulderand looks at me,…
Learning the Year by Heart, by Haiku
By CAMPBELL WRIGHT on April 2026
Autumn Letting go still aches Hands open, leaves touch the ground, Love learns how to fall. Winter Cold keeps every truth, Hope held quiet in…
When sick
By BEN MELLON on April 2026
You must knowThere will be both positives and negatives The positives stem from you not going to school. The negatives stem from you not going…
Do you want to write a poem?
By THE SPICE GIRLS on April 2026
Ah-Well …so you see…Rock. Go crumbleDirtLike glassBut fucking sand One day I was walking down the streetAnd out of the corner of my eye I…
June Christmas Poem (2022)
By SOL JORDAN on April 2026
The days are old Sickly, ill, with both a fever and a cold They come one after another, beginningto eat the Christmas tree, with 35…
Caesar
By JC CARLSSON on April 2026
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The Rose of Elfsdale
By J. F. Antasy on April 2026
As my axe swings down, so heavy I can barely lift it with my flower-stem arms, I heave a sigh. It’s late morning, and I’m…
Warriors: Blocking Stars
By ERIN HUNTER on April 2026
Contents warning: violence, death. GoGuardian stretched, enjoying the feeling of the sunlight on her dark grey fur. Leaf-fall had only just begun, but the air…
It Doesn’t End With Us (Part 2)
By COLLEEN WHOOVER on April 2026
It’s hard to believe that Chase and I have been dating for a year now. It feels like just yesterday when he first walked over…
Ornithology Feature: Lab of Ornithology Mural
By SUSANNE GUIMBRETERE on April 2026
Right off Route 13, nestled in the Sapsucker Woods Bird Sanctuary, sits the Lab of Ornithology, its wooden and steel architecture blending seamlessly with the…
Ten Things I Can’t Live Without: My IHS Essentials
By FURKAN UYAR on April 2026
1. A Reliable Pencil Sharpener: One with a lid that actually stays on, so your bag doesn’t become a graphite-covered abyss. 2. A Physical Dictionary:…
K-House: New Location? Here’s Some Information (Spoiler Alert: They’re Building a Nation!)
By FRIDA JEFFERIS, MATHILDE VAN OSSELAER on April 2026
On February 17, The Watershed, a local bar, officially relinquished its claim to a lively Commons location over to K-House. K-House, a beloved karaoke bar…
Hall Monitor
By CORNELIA YE on April 2026
“What is your favorite movie of all time?” “Aliens (1986)”– Luke Bradley ’28 “Klaus (2019)”– Colley Sullivan ’28 “Dune: Part Two (2024)” – Hugo Lloyd ’29…
Homelessness in the Ithaca Community
By CLAY HYSJULIEN, ROSEMARY BROTMAN on April 2026
According to a 2024 census, 158,000 out of the 19,867,248 residents of New York state were unhoused—that is almost one percent of the total New…
Get to Know Your Special Education Community: SEPTA
By CAMPBELL WRIGHT on April 2026
Special education at IHS is a combination of support, specialization, and community. However, many students and caregivers still don’t fully understand how those pieces fit…
Wood Chips for the Win
By CHIPPITY CHIP on April 2026
In a stunning and completely life-altering occurrence, Lowe’s has single-handedly created the greatest product to human kind: Wood Chips. Wood Chips are the new, improved,…